Hamish vs Andy microphone pun, puntastic.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Homeblest
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Went to the store yesterday and bought a single cherry and some microphone equipment

Bought-a-Bing, Bought-a-boom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peon2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Did you hear about the spies who planted tiny microphones inside a box of tic-tacs?

They were in four mints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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He was tucking in his shirt after the microphone was attached why ?

He talks from his ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaggedSolid6
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I went shopping at a cherry stand and then a microphone store.

Bought a Bing. Bought a boom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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A man walks up to a microphone stand.

Man: would all the Mike's stand up please?

a few men stand up

Man: thank you, this concludes the Mike check

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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I went to go shopping for cherries and microphones the other day: bought a bing, bought a boom.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AspenTD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2017
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I just saw Charlie Chaplin and Marcel Marceau throwing a microphone into the sea.

I guess it's true what they say: Great mimes sink a mic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jacknutting
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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I own a microphone that was made in Poland.

I own a Czech one too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/froo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Why did the ghost invest in a fancy microphone?

because he preferred to be heard in scary-o.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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Did you hear about the microphone with lips? He was a loudmouth.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cart0166
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Did you hear about the microphone checker that got really drunk?

He had one two one two one two many.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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I’ve installed podiums and microphones all over my ship.

They’re just for deck oration.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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I bought a microphone so I can talk about different types of injuries.

Tear sting tear sting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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What are two advantages of a singer not using an electric microphone?

Its cheaper, and better for the environment, so its Eco-no-mic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunburnt-Vampire
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2015
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My dad wanted to know what microphone I'd recommend

He showed me his audio catalog and asked me for "sound advice".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bongsaway
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2013
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I went to go shopping for cherries and microphones the other day. Bought a bing, bought a boom.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheineken
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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I went shopping for cherries and a microphone the other day...

Bought a bing. Bought a boom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/htimsmith
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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I went to go shopping for cherry's and microphones the other day

Bought a bing bought a boom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__st4__
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Purchased a cherry and a microphone

Bought a bing, bought a boom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/latelobster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Went shopping for a cherry and a microphone...

Bought a bing, Bought a boom..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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I went shopping for cherries and microphones the other day

Bought a bing, bought a boom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/retinapro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2017
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Went to the store yesterday to buy a cherry and a microphone stand.

Bought a Bing, bought a boom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mycareer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2017
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