A person sees someone walking in the street without a mask. Frustrated, he goes up to him, stops at two meters away and angrily mutters through his mask,
"People like you make me sick!".
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︎ May 13 2021
Wow! A ship that is 269 meters long in 1911?
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Meter griffin
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︎ Dec 10 2020
What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What do you call a snake thats 355/113 meters long?
A Ο-thon
not sure if original or not. I changed the joke to make the fraction instead of a decimal
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︎ Oct 01 2020
Don't bother reading that "ultimate" workout blog. "You won't believe" their advice is just to walk 1,000 meters a day.
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︎ May 20 2020
Did you know athleteβs foot is only in the US?
The rest of the world calls it athleteβs meter
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︎ May 18 2021
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long
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︎ Mar 14 2020
Always stay 2 meters apart
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︎ Apr 10 2020
The other day I was driving home...
And my cellphone chimed in "Turn left in 160 meters..." despite the fact that that I was on the quickest route home...
I couldn't help myself, I raged against the GPS machine and screamed "Fuck you I won't turn where you tell me!"
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︎ May 15 2021
Whatβs the more important race, a 5k or a mile?
The 5k because a mile race doesnβt meter.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
What do you call a snake thatβs 3.14 meters long
A Ο-thon
Source:
https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/9swx4t/math_joke/
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︎ Oct 31 2018
3.14 meters!
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︎ Aug 29 2017
My wife says that I wasted money by ordering a 3 meter wide frame for our wedding photo.
Well, I think she should look at the bigger picture.
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︎ Jan 11 2019
A 3.14 meter long snake
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︎ May 13 2019
A mere cat checking out the finer points of 2-meter communications.
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︎ Mar 22 2019
There's 4 meters of snow in Slovenia.
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︎ Jan 20 2019
What is the first thing a ruler does in a duel?
It sizes up the opponent.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Do spiders outside of the US have 2.4 meters instead of 8 feet?
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︎ Oct 29 2015
My wife turned to me and said, all life is like hope. It's precious, a gift. It flourishes in the desert, in the snow, even in the Marianas Trench, 10,000 meters below the waves. Life and hope exist where we least expect it, yet it is so fragile it can be destroyed in a moment.
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︎ May 16 2019
This might sound a little racist...
...but I hate the 100 meter dash.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
At the Olympic 100 meter dash, they had no tape for the end, so a bunch of people from Finland volunteered to stand at the end in place of the tape. It was a Finnish line.
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︎ Oct 02 2017
I tried to beat my own previous time for the hundred meters on a Pogo stick.
I had hopped for a better time.
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︎ Dec 04 2018
I was dropped from the 100 meters running team after I kept on getting tired before the finish line.
My coach said that I was not performing up to the mark.
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︎ Jan 02 2019
How do elves measure their height?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
How many meters are in a day?
Just depends on how long it is.
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︎ Aug 27 2018
Iβm trying to remember who won the 100 meter dash at the Asian Games last year
I think it mightβve been a Thai
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︎ Apr 23 2018
Did you hear about the physicist who ran the 100 meters wearing only suspenders?
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︎ Oct 21 2017
If a crystal grows to exactly 1609.344 meters in length...
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︎ May 07 2014
I've been messaging a woman on a dating site. She's only 100cm tall.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in lengthβ¦
Must be some kind of milestoneβ¦
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︎ May 31 2017
What do you call a snake thatβs exactly 3.14 meters long?
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︎ Mar 19 2020
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
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︎ Mar 15 2020
What do you call a Snake that's 3,14 meters long
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︎ Mar 14 2020
What do you call a snake thats 3.14 meters long?
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︎ Jan 30 2017
What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?
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︎ Mar 14 2017
I found a snake that was exactly 3.14 meters long
I think it was a Pi-thon.
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︎ Jun 24 2019
What do you call a 3.14 meter snake?
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︎ Sep 27 2019
What do you call a 3.14 meter snake?
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︎ Mar 16 2019
What do you call a 3.14 meter long snake?
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︎ Mar 21 2019
What do you call a snake that is 3.1415 meters long?
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︎ Mar 16 2019
What do you call a 3.14 meter snake?
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︎ May 31 2019
What do you call a snake that is exactly 3.14 meters long
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︎ Oct 12 2018
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
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︎ Oct 03 2017
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meter long
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︎ Mar 28 2019
What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?
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