Medical Examiner Puns

A list of puns related to "Medical Examiner"

After Orville and Wilbur’s first horrific and fatal plane-accident leaving their remains scattered on the tarmac, the chief medical examiner approaching what was left of them simply asked:

“Are you all Wright?!”

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👤︎ u/fadedmemento
📅︎ Apr 15 2021
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Why are so many medical examiners hired on January 1st?

It's always, "New Year, new ME"

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👤︎ u/Elnateo
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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The medical examiner’s office was told to reduce their budget

So they had to cut coroners.

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👤︎ u/boogerknows
📅︎ Oct 13 2019
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What did the police say when they finally caught up to the corrupt medical examiner?

Stop! We have you coroner’ed!

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👤︎ u/nodzest
📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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It's a pity the new female Medical Examiner will never get pregnant

Because nobody puts baby in a coroner.

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👤︎ u/bigoldgeek
📅︎ Aug 26 2015
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Son trying to figure out what to study?

My son came to me the other day asking what I thought he should study in college.

I asked what he thought he wanted to do, he replied he thought about being a Medical Examiner.

Told him he should reconsider as I heard the field was dead.

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👤︎ u/RennaissanceMan101
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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