...until it is full groan.
...had a fundamental lack of understanding about apostrophes and spaces...
That way they’re full groan.
When it's full groan
How a does duck get high?
On quack
You know a pun is fully mature when it is fully groan.
Stolen from the book I am currently reading, Dungeon Eternium: Divine Dungeon Series By Dakota Krout
“That’s not very mature!”
....And I have no idea how apostrophes and periods work.
The dad splits up from the boys in the morning, leaving them the task of getting food for the day.
The boys chance upon a patch full of peas - they have enough for all three meals and to pelt each other with.
Reuniting at the end of the day, the dad asks how it went.
“We played with each other’s peas!” The little one chimes in.
Just a little displeased, dad asks him sternly to clarify.
“We gathered peas, he meant.” Added the middle boy.
“Okay, and what did you have for breakfast?”
“Pea soup.”
“Lunch?”
“Pea soup.”
The boys started sniggering.
“What’s so funny? And what about dinner?”
“Nothing dad. We had pea soup too.”
“Well, that doesn’t seem like much. What did you do all evening?”
Bursting out laughing, they all said:
“Pee soup.”
He said: "Son now that you're older, I feel like I could use your opinion on some of my business decisions. Can I ask?"
Obviously I nodded yes.
Dad: "Well, 2 days ago I bought a couple balloons for 3 cents a piece. How much should I sell them for after adjusting for inflation?"
Wifey was angry and threw a wheel of cheddar at me.
I told her “That wasn’t very mature”
I thought to myself, that's not very mature.
On Tuesday I asked my daughter a silly question. She looked at me funny and I asked, "What? Were you born yesterday?" Baby girl was born Monday. I wore that prideful grin while my wife groaned. But now... my sweet baby's outgrown the joke :(
Outraged, I shouted : "Well that's not very mature is it ?"
The stonefruit was almost ready for harvest when he was hit with a bout of laryngitis that left him unable to talk. Despite the doctors orders for bed rest, he went into the orchard early one morning to find all of his mature peach trees had been stolen. He was peachless."
Walking down the road and out of nowhere a random guy threw a block of cheese at me! I said to him now that wasn’t very mature was it!
..that's mature.
I thought "that's not very mature "
It's rated ARRRRR!
“That’s not mature is it”
I thought, "That's not very mature."
The missus asked me to grate some cheese for dinner tonight, I said to my son "you can do it, I'm sure you will have a grate time" The SO said "well that was abit cheesy, maybe you should be more mature and get grating"
I feel inferior now and have begun grating cheese :(
Mom: you are so immature! Dad: you know what immature is? Mom: what? (Rolling eyes) Dad: I m mature! (Runs of laughing hysterically)
Me and my brother both come home to find my mothers been on a shopping trip, bags of food are everywhere in the hall and alone on the stairs is a large piece of cheddar cheese. I ask why the cheese is there and my brother responds..
"Its on the naughty step, it wasn't being mature"
Dad: I like cheese jokes. Me: Why? Dad: Because they're more mature than milk jokes.
ahhhh
Eating at IHOP with my lady, and like the mature adults we are, we're playing tabletop football with our sugar packets. The waitress, who happens to have a Poppins-esque English accent, comes by to let us know our food will be up shortly, then says, "If you get really good, one day you might be in the sugar bowl." I have been satisfied for the rest of the day.
until it's full groan.
A pun is not fully matured....until it's full groan
I said to him “now that’s no very mature now is it?”
I looked over at him and shouted, “Well that’s not very mature is it??”
I went "well that's mature"
I said to myself that wasn’t very mature
