Martial Artist Puns

A list of puns related to "Martial Artist"

A Korean martial artist was giving away chocolate bars. I asked if I could have 2. He said...

"No. You can taek-won-do."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VentilatedEgg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts. When I asked to take 2, he said no.

I replied β€œcan I at least Taekwondo?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forkingbread
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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A Martial Artist is outside on Halloween.

Kid: that’s a big bowl of candy mister!

MA: Yeah, but you can only taekwondo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tylerjk01
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Everyone knows of famous martial artist, Bruce Lee

He also had a brother, the revolutionary vegan activist, Brocco Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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What do you call a martial artist who injured his leg?

Bruised Knee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrizttttt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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What's a martial artist's favorite animal?

A dōgi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fountain_of_Nepenthe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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What is a martial artist favorite vegetable?

Brock-lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carry_bean
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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What do you call a martial artist in a business suit?

A TIE fighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xShadowHunter94x
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Ken, a master martial artist, was worried about winning his next fight. He asked his friend Ryu, "Do you think I can win this fight?" Ryu confidently responded:

"Shoryuken!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOtherAvaz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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I saw a Japanese martial artist I know, I've seen him on tv before so I excitedly waved at him. He's confused and said "I don't believe we've met"

I said "I recognize Judo"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OfficialChairleader
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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How does a martial artist greet the youth?

Ai, kiddo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vvt2003
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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This guy at work is an amazing martial artist

You should see his illustrations of Jackie Chan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecentPlastic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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I'm a seasoned martial artist.

A peppery punch, you might say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mournclaw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2013
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What do you call an Asian martial artist who's into Star Wars?

A Thai fighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RagingDraugr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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What's the martial artist who always looks beat up called?

Bruise Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unit88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2017
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I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts. When I asked if I could take two, he said no.

I said, β€œCan I at least Taekwondo?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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I saw a Korean martial artist holding out a basket of donuts, but when I asked if I could take two, he said no...

I pleaded, β€œCan I at least Taekwondo?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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This guy at work is an amazing martial artist- you should see his illustrations of Jackie Chan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecentPlastic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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