Mandolins Puns

A list of puns related to "Mandolins"

Darth Maul got wealthy selling mandolins from the planet Abso.

He had no competition because only the Sith deal in Abso lutes.

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👤︎ u/Illustrious_Ad4691
📅︎ Aug 03 2021
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Titles are hard
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👤︎ u/azanker
📅︎ Nov 04 2022
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What do you call a young mandolin?

A boydolin

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👤︎ u/blueratgirl
📅︎ Dec 18 2019
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The Art of Mandolin War
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👤︎ u/kpredweb
📅︎ Feb 13 2013
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What is the world’s least spoken language?

Sign language

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👤︎ u/Agreeable_Morning_60
📅︎ Jun 10 2021
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What is a superhero’s favorite instrument?

A mandolin, because they can get it in their type. The Supermandolin, the Batmandolin, the Spidermandolin…

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👤︎ u/Touchstone_Economy
📅︎ Sep 04 2021
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What is the most macho musical instrument?

MANdolin

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👤︎ u/chelseadaggered
📅︎ Aug 21 2016
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Got the ER nurse and receptionist while being treated.

I sliced the tip of my finger off on a kitchen mandolin and after much convincing from my wife we went to the ER.

Nurse: Sorry for the long wait and thank you for your patience.

Me: This patient's got patience, so no worries.

Wife, nurse and receptionist: groans

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👤︎ u/shifty21
📅︎ Apr 06 2015
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