My son and I were hunting when we scared up a flock of mallards and geese. They farted as they flew away...
"That was fowl," I told my son.
TV Narrator* This is a mallard. A mallard is a dabbling duck that breeds throughout the world. This one is in search of a mate. A female will lay 8 to 13 eggs.
Duckumentary
Sometimes I think about becoming a mallard to do all the evil crazy stuff I can think of.
But that's no way to conduck myself
Did you hear the one about the mallard that got sued for medical malpractice?
It turns out he’s a quack
What do mallards do if they dont understand a quack
Consult a ducktionary
Enrico's two mallards wonder where all the intelligent aliens are.
Fermi’s pair-o’-ducks
A Mallard went on Tinder...
He sent a bunch of duck pics
My girlfriend is annoyed because I won't stop making duck jokes.
Judging from the look on her face, I don't think I mallard to say them anymore.
The difference between unlawful and illegal is
One gets you in trouble and the other is a sick bird.
A duck bit me last weekend.
I shrugged it off at first, but then I started feeling really under the weather, so I went to see my doctor.
Good thing I did, turns out I actually contracted a pretty serious mallard-y.
Your Best Animal Puns!!!
Let's see what you can doe...
why does fried duck get golden, crispy and delicious?
the mallard reaction
What's the best time to go duck hunting?
At the quack of dawn.
What do you call a urinating mallard?
Peking duck
What do you call a mallard sneaking a glance?
Peking duck
