What's the best way to greet a mallard?
"What the duck is up?"
What do you call a pervy mallard?
Peking duck.
My son and I were hunting when we scared up a flock of mallards and geese. They farted as they flew away...
"That was fowl," I told my son.
TV Narrator* This is a mallard. A mallard is a dabbling duck that breeds throughout the world. This one is in search of a mate. A female will lay 8 to 13 eggs.
Duckumentary
Sometimes I think about becoming a mallard to do all the evil crazy stuff I can think of.
But that's no way to conduck myself
Did you hear the one about the mallard that got sued for medical malpractice?
It turns out heβs a quack
What do mallards do if they dont understand a quack
Consult a ducktionary
Enrico's two mallards wonder where all the intelligent aliens are.
Fermiβs pair-oβ-ducks
A Mallard went on Tinder...
He sent a bunch of duck pics
My girlfriend is annoyed because I won't stop making duck jokes.
Judging from the look on her face, I don't think I mallard to say them anymore.
The difference between unlawful and illegal is
One gets you in trouble and the other is a sick bird.
Your Best Animal Puns!!!
Let's see what you can doe...
A duck bit me last weekend.
I shrugged it off at first, but then I started feeling really under the weather, so I went to see my doctor.
Good thing I did, turns out I actually contracted a pretty serious mallard-y.
why does fried duck get golden, crispy and delicious?
the mallard reaction
What's the best time to go duck hunting?
At the quack of dawn.
What do you call a urinating mallard?
Peking duck
