How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
My friend works in IT and I asked him, “How do you make a motherboard?”
He said, “I usually tell her about my job.”
How do you make a sausage roll
How do you make one disappear?
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Give it ten tickles (tentacles).
How do you make a witch itch?
How do you make holy water?
You boil the Hell out of it.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Every morning after waking up, the first thing I do is make my bed.
Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of junk to IKEA.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
(My husband told this joke to our four year old and she can’t stop laughing.)
What sound do witches' cars make?
Why do women wear make-up and perfume?
Because they’re ugly and they stink.
Where do ghosts make their movies?
What sound do drag racing street sweepers make?
How do you make a hormone?
How do you make someone do something 18 times in a row?
>!y!< >!o!< >!u!< >!m!< >!a!< >!k!< >!e!< >!t!< >!h!< >!e!< >!m!< >!c!< >!u!< >!r!< >!i!< >!o!< >!u!< >!s!<
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What do you call it when an older married gay couple make it a rule to go out at least once every 2 weeks?
How do you make a snooker table laugh?
Put your hand in its pocket and tickle its balls.
How do you make a pirate really angry?
What do you call it when you make yogurt drinks smaller?
What do you call it when a mountain makes a joke
What do you call a person who makes dad jokes but has no kids?
How do we know that a tree makes a sound if it falls in the forest?
Because it will dialogue.
Why do marine biologists make good philosophers?
Because they spend their lives search for porpoise.
How do you make an octopus jolly?
Turn him into cala-merry.
How many beans do you need to make the perfect bean soup?
239.
Because one more would be too farty.
What do you use to make pickle bread?
If you make dad jokes, what language do you speak?
Pun-Jabi
proceeds to the nearest exit
How do you make a duck sing?
Put it in the oven till its Bill Withers
How do you make a hot dog stand?
You take away it’s chair.
What sound do two Mercs make when they collide?
How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?
How do you make holy water?
You take water and boil the hell out of it!
How do you make water bed more bouncy
How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
How do you make a water bed more bouncy
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it
How do you make holy water?
How do you make Holy Water?
You boil the hell out of it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it
How do you make a hankerchief dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Kids, How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it!!!
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Every morning after waking up, the first thing I do is make my bed.
Tomorrow I’m returning this piece of junk to IKEA.
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?
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