It's a wookie mistake.
Become rebel without a pause you have.
A stormtrooper.
A stormtrooper
She asked how warm is it inside? I said Lukewarm.
He felt his 'presence '.
I felt his presents
The second-hand store.
Because it made the Dagobah faster.
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much
Because Vader can always sense his presents.
He felt his presents.
My dad's favourite joke I ever told him. He had to pull the car over because he laughed so much when I told him it. I was about 8 at the time.
"Use the forks, Luke."
Because his suit added two feet.
The second hand store
Obi-Juan
It was a little chewy
It was Forced.
βUse the forks, Luke.β
An Ewok
βLuke, I know what you are getting for your birthday.β βNo!β shouts Luke, βYou canβt know what Iβm getting for my birthdayβ and launches an attack. Darth Vader counters and says again, βLuke, I do know what you are getting for your birthday.β βImpossible!β shouts Luke, βYou canβt possibly know what Iβm gettingβ and attacks again. Vader calmly says again, βLuke, I really do know what you are getting for your birthdayβ¦ I felt your presents.β
Use divorce, Luke.
Luke-warm
Because he was looking in Alderaan places.
Lots of naan, naan, naan, naan naan naan, naan naan naan.
I have to take a sith!
Because his master card was declined!
It was a foe pa.
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yodaβs hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yodaβs garden.
βSomething I have for this.β Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.
Yoda and Luke return to Yodaβs home, where Yoda looks through his bag. Heβs used all his forks but one, he discovers.
βThatβs ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. βIβll write us a note reminding us to buy more.β
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.
He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.
βMaster Yoda!β he asks. βWhat did I do wrong?β
Yoda replies sagely, βA Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!β
At least what was left of him, all right?
Womb temperature.
Because he's a Skywalker.
A stormtrooper.
A storm trooper
A stormtrooper.
He felt his presents
A stormtrooper.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
He felt his presents.
Luke: How did you know?
Darth: I felt your presents...I'll have you know... those cost me an arm and a leg
He was looking in Alderaan places.
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
