Low Temperature Puns

A list of puns related to "Low Temperature"

A cold snap across the United States has seen Texas dealing with temperatures as low as -18

The demand for electricity has led to blackouts across the state, causing some people to go without Fox News for so long, they've stopped blaming the weather on Joe Biden.

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👤︎ u/cockneybastard
📅︎ Aug 22 2022
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I've been an actual father for thirty years and at least one of the three at least once or twice a season still asks me what it's like out.

Is it nice out? It's so nice out I almost left it out. Is it cold out? I don't know. The temperature is so low I couldn't take it out. Is it hot out? I don't know. Ask your mom.

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👤︎ u/hypoppa
📅︎ Sep 07 2015
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Every winter.

Person: It sure is cold out here.

Dad: Yeah, you can tell from the low temperature.

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👤︎ u/jaquetheduck
📅︎ Dec 28 2013
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