Loosing weight is a peice of cake!
Just donβt pick it up
Edit: piece I before E except after c
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︎ Feb 10 2021
If a vegetarian eats non vegetarian food for first time, he would be loosing his vegenity.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Loosing weight using the internet is so damn difficult. Like every weightloss website I visit,
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Loosing your focus
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︎ Feb 07 2019
Sometimes I like to brag about loosing an artery
But my friends say I'm too vein
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︎ Jan 07 2019
To the person who keeps loosing parts of his body
Don't worry, I've got your back
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︎ Dec 08 2018
When my father started loosing hair he's shaved his head
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︎ Sep 01 2018
If Satan ever starts loosing his hair,
There will be Hell toupee
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︎ Nov 14 2014
Loose Suede Shoes.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Why did the coffee loose its job?
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︎ Feb 11 2021
My optometrist says that I have a screw loose.
But I just canβt see it.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
What do you call a loose fitting dress on a cow?
>A MOO MOO!
<<Thanks folks! I'm here all week! Don't forget to tip your cows!>>
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︎ Oct 02 2020
What happens when Eren's pant is loose?
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︎ Nov 06 2020
You loose ya phone and ya wallet but Alicia keys still there.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Warning: when you host a lobster race, all shell can break loose
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︎ Aug 01 2020
U2
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︎ Nov 06 2020
I lost some loose change
And haven't seen them cents.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
What do you call a midget psychic on the loose?
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︎ Aug 14 2020
I hope the standards of this sub are low enough
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Saw some cows on the roof playing poker...
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︎ Jan 05 2021
I signed up for an exercise class, and they said to wear loose clothing.
If I HAD any loose clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with!
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︎ Jul 23 2020
my first good pun...made at 1 in the morning
WHAT DO YOU SAY IN FRANCE IF YOUR JEANS ARE LOOSE ?
TOULOUSE
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︎ Feb 09 2021
I thought these surgical pants were mighty loose in the hips and long in the legs!
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︎ Jul 09 2020
If you donβt get the joke, you might have a screw loose
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︎ Feb 05 2019
Poor Shark has a Loose Canine
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︎ Sep 22 2019
Loose canine.
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︎ Sep 22 2019
Was the gymnast born loose and limber?
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Sea Captain
A sea captain hunted for his white whale for decades. When he finally came upon it, a storm roared to life and began to toss his ship to and fro. A cannon came loose and crushed his leg.
He got the whale, and left behind a legacy.
((Work in progress. Just came to me during a conversation over a game of cards. Feedback welcome.))
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Why did the orchestra loose its tv contract?
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strobbery
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︎ Nov 29 2019
They said a killer was on the loose in the mall
I went to hide in the watch store to buy me some time
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︎ Sep 14 2019
How to loose friends
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︎ Apr 17 2019
What do you call it when an Elephant has a loose tooth? Perfect joke with the LSU/Alabama game going on right now..
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︎ Nov 09 2019
My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.
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︎ Sep 30 2017
Loose signs?
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︎ Jan 30 2019
I always carry a lot of loose change when Iβm with my kids.
This way I canβt be accused of lacking common sense.
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︎ Jul 31 2019
Cereal killer seems to be on the loose
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︎ Oct 04 2017
Did you hear about the anime about cutting loose?
Itβs called Attack on Tighten...
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︎ Jul 18 2019
Has anyone seen my glasses. I've managed to loose sight of them.
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︎ Sep 25 2018
I was trying to hammer down a loose board at the cottage...
I'm not much of a craftsman but my fiancΓ© says I nailed it.
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︎ Jul 03 2019
The tiger got loose at the circus and made it's first kill quick.
It went right for the juggler.
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︎ May 10 2019
The cops questioned me about the dangerous hacker on the loose.
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︎ Mar 23 2019
Sometimes I like to brag about loosing an artery
but my friends say I'm too vain
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︎ Jan 07 2019
Did you hear about the escaped midget psychic on the loose ?
Thereβs a small medium at large.
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︎ Jun 01 2019
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