Loosing weight is a peice of cake!

Just don’t pick it up

Edit: piece I before E except after c

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gowry0
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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If a vegetarian eats non vegetarian food for first time, he would be loosing his vegenity.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/amankhaan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Loosing weight using the internet is so damn difficult. Like every weightloss website I visit,

I get cookies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Loosing your focus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_second_choice
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Sometimes I like to brag about loosing an artery

But my friends say I'm too vein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sposhal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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To the person who keeps loosing parts of his body

Don't worry, I've got your back

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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When my father started loosing hair he's shaved his head

It was a bald move

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yettimurder
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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If Satan ever starts loosing his hair,

There will be Hell toupee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/willybusmc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2014
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Loose Suede Shoes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Why did the coffee loose its job?

It was always latte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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My optometrist says that I have a screw loose.

But I just can’t see it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steve_McGuilicuty
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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What do you call a loose fitting dress on a cow?

>A MOO MOO!

<<Thanks folks! I'm here all week! Don't forget to tip your cows!>>

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What happens when Eren's pant is loose?

He titans it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artisticspawm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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You loose ya phone and ya wallet but Alicia keys still there.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwitintheair22
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Warning: when you host a lobster race, all shell can break loose
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maddawg90
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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U2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeoCurre2038
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I lost some loose change

And haven't seen them cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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What do you call a midget psychic on the loose?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BloodyMorgan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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I hope the standards of this sub are low enough
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yomamama69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Saw some cows on the roof playing poker...

It was high steaks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EverythingAndNot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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I signed up for an exercise class, and they said to wear loose clothing.

If I HAD any loose clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fwillia
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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my first good pun...made at 1 in the morning

WHAT DO YOU SAY IN FRANCE IF YOUR JEANS ARE LOOSE ?

TOULOUSE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanya2004
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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I thought these surgical pants were mighty loose in the hips and long in the legs!

Sorry, wrong scrub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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If you don’t get the joke, you might have a screw loose
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kupalurk-yt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Poor Shark has a Loose Canine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nirenyderp
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Loose canine.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarinaMidas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Was the gymnast born loose and limber?

No, he was taut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slawthe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Sea Captain

A sea captain hunted for his white whale for decades. When he finally came upon it, a storm roared to life and began to toss his ship to and fro. A cannon came loose and crushed his leg.

He got the whale, and left behind a legacy.

((Work in progress. Just came to me during a conversation over a game of cards. Feedback welcome.))

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCVisNih
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Why did the orchestra loose its tv contract?

Too much violins on tv.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slvrdiver
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose

He has 7 charges of armed Strobbery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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They said a killer was on the loose in the mall

I went to hide in the watch store to buy me some time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justanothershady
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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How to loose friends
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RokoPlayzYT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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What do you call it when an Elephant has a loose tooth? Perfect joke with the LSU/Alabama game going on right now..

Tuskaloosa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thedeadcatsociety
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.

I had to pull it out of him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edhere
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2017
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Loose signs?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PunPics
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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I always carry a lot of loose change when I’m with my kids.

This way I can’t be accused of lacking common sense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaskReddit2019
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Cereal killer seems to be on the loose
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jamulan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2017
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Did you hear about the anime about cutting loose?

It’s called Attack on Tighten...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Has anyone seen my glasses. I've managed to loose sight of them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stone_Miner_1225
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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I was trying to hammer down a loose board at the cottage...

I'm not much of a craftsman but my fiancΓ© says I nailed it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Captain-Americano
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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The tiger got loose at the circus and made it's first kill quick.

It went right for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jamman1358
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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The cops questioned me about the dangerous hacker on the loose.

I think he ransomware.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Sometimes I like to brag about loosing an artery

but my friends say I'm too vain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sposhal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Did you hear about the escaped midget psychic on the loose ?

There’s a small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rebewnoved
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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