Loosing weight is a peice of cake!
Just don’t pick it up
Edit: piece I before E except after c
Why did the coffee loose its job?
My optometrist says that I have a screw loose.
If a vegetarian eats non vegetarian food for first time, he would be loosing his vegenity.
What do you call a loose fitting dress on a cow?
>A MOO MOO!
<<Thanks folks! I'm here all week! Don't forget to tip your cows!>>
What happens when Eren's pant is loose?
You loose ya phone and ya wallet but Alicia keys still there.
Warning: when you host a lobster race, all shell can break loose
I lost some loose change
And haven't seen them cents.
What do you call a midget psychic on the loose?
I hope the standards of this sub are low enough
Saw some cows on the roof playing poker...
I signed up for an exercise class, and they said to wear loose clothing.
If I HAD any loose clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with!
my first good pun...made at 1 in the morning
WHAT DO YOU SAY IN FRANCE IF YOUR JEANS ARE LOOSE ?
TOULOUSE
I thought these surgical pants were mighty loose in the hips and long in the legs!
Loosing weight using the internet is so damn difficult. Like every weightloss website I visit,
If you don’t get the joke, you might have a screw loose
Poor Shark has a Loose Canine
Was the gymnast born loose and limber?
Sea Captain
A sea captain hunted for his white whale for decades. When he finally came upon it, a storm roared to life and began to toss his ship to and fro. A cannon came loose and crushed his leg.
He got the whale, and left behind a legacy.
((Work in progress. Just came to me during a conversation over a game of cards. Feedback welcome.))
Why did the orchestra loose its tv contract?
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strobbery
They said a killer was on the loose in the mall
I went to hide in the watch store to buy me some time
What do you call it when an Elephant has a loose tooth? Perfect joke with the LSU/Alabama game going on right now..
My kid didn't want to tell me that his tooth was loose.
I had to pull it out of him.
Sometimes I like to brag about loosing an artery
But my friends say I'm too vein
I always carry a lot of loose change when I’m with my kids.
This way I can’t be accused of lacking common sense.
Cereal killer seems to be on the loose
To the person who keeps loosing parts of his body
Don't worry, I've got your back
Did you hear about the anime about cutting loose?
It’s called Attack on Tighten...
What’s a criminal on the loose’s Superhero name?
Has anyone seen my glasses. I've managed to loose sight of them.
I was trying to hammer down a loose board at the cottage...
I'm not much of a craftsman but my fiancé says I nailed it.
The tiger got loose at the circus and made it's first kill quick.
It went right for the juggler.
The cops questioned me about the dangerous hacker on the loose.
Bought some detox tea to loose weight.
It is sublime served with Chips Ahoy/Oreo.
Did you hear about the escaped midget psychic on the loose ?
There’s a small medium at large.
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