My favorite holiday drink is the Little Drummer Boy...

It's one part rum, three parts pum.

(A favorite of mine from Tim Seidell)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metermind
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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β€œHey son, can you hurry it up in the bathroom? I’m Little Drummer Boy-ing”

β€œI’ve gotta take a dump-a dump dump!”

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