..... but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot".
When I do it, I get kicked out of Home Depot.
Wait, wrong sub.
I'm lick toes intolerant.
Give me a second; it's on the tip of my tongue.
I do it and get kicked out of the hardware shop Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
To which John replies "probably best to pat him first or he might bite ya"
Since heβs a parcel-tongue.
You would too if you could reach.
Because it tastes like shock a lot
He looked me in the eyes and said, 'Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?'
Do you still get a cat-as-trophy?
No son, flush it like everyone else.
Iβm glad he wouldnβt letter.
Daffy sticks his finger into a vat, and licks it.
βIs this whisky?β
Elmer replies,
βNot as whisky as wobbinβ banks.β
How should I know, I'm not her stalker!
They're his watch dogs.
Its romained there through bad thymes
Finger faucet bad
Now, I'm no sophisticate, so it shouldn't surprise you to learn that I can't speak a lick of French. Knowing this would pose some problems at a French restaurant, I made my illiteracy abundantly clear to our server before hand. So I requested him to be a little more patient with our table on account of my being an uncultured oaf.
Straight away, I had difficulties locating the apps on the menu, which, let me add, was entirely in French. Hoping that our server might give me a hand, I asked him if he could point out where I could find the appetisers on the menu. Instead of answering my sincere question, the waiter tapped the menu rather briskly and said, "Order". Slightly taken aback, I replied, "Pardon?". "ORDER", came the brusque reply. Now, I'm not particularly clever in tense situations, so I repeated the question again, hoping for a slightly more helpful answer. For some reason, our waiter took particular offense at this, and went, "ORDERV, ORDERV, READ THE DAMN MENU. WE HAVE OTHER CUSTOMERS TOO, YOU KNOW!". Now, I'm not a particularly prideful person, but even I have some dignity, so we thanked the waiter and excused ourselves.
TLDR; Our rude waiter kept ordering me, an idiot, to order off the menu, instead of telling us where the goddamn appetisers were.
Their asymp-totes
.. But I turned out to be lick-toes intolerant
I relish the opportunity.
Times were hard.
None, It can't lick the stamps.
Number 1
And number 2
Somebody wrote gullible on the ceiling!
I asked her if it tasted like sit.
Because he was charged with PAW-session!
Forgive me, I just made it up.
I told him that I didn't even know his name. He said he goes by Fee Licks
Beef jerky
One of the old men goes, man I wish I could do that.
The other says, you canβt do that. That dogβll bite you.
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A lickalotapuss
Everything just black and white
Don't ask meow.
Stick with me and you'll go places.
