To the person who stole my Microsoft office licence ,I will find you

You have my word

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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My brother has a pilot's licence but only for private flights. So, he put ads all over his plane.

Now he flies commercial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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My son finally has his licence!

It took a while but don’t give up. All those driving lessons in all kinds of weather, late at night, early morning. Gritted teeth and white knuckles at near misses, all payed off.

So to celebrate we bought a new car.

It's nice after all that work to finally have something to chauffeur it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midget_clown
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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If a man and woman need a marriage licence, what do two women need?

A liquor licence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrysanthemum_tea
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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My dad lost his driving licence the other day and he was in a complaining and grumpy mood

He said "well I'm now a Dav" when i asked him what he meant he replied "I don't have an id anymore"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidPH
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2016
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Laughing at the Law

A game warden caught a man fishing without a licence "You're going to have to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket," said the warden.

"But officer," the fisherman replied, "I didn't catch these - they are my pet fish and I just bring them here to swim. When they're done, they jump back in the bucket."

"Oh, really? This i've got to see. If you can prove it, i'll let you go without a fine."

The fisherman emptied the bucket into the lake and waited patiently. A few minutes went by and nothing happened.

"So where are the fish?" asked the warden.

"What fish?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoganWren
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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My daughter asked me if I had any guacamole jokes

I said avocado few

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wraeth_205
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Told my dad I needed '00 flour' for baking

"What's the difference? Does it have a licence to mill?" It's an awful joke, but live and let rye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SusanBoyleJr42
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