I've just ordered the personalised license plate BAA BAA.
I give out drivers licenses for snow plows
Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement...
...in the end, you ignore it all and click "I agree".
I have to make dad jokes or I could lose my dad license. It's a thing called D-Law. If you're caught being a dad without a license? Well...
You need a pilots license before you become a spy.
After all, you'll be in da skies.
Here, a license is required for a forklift
Guess I need to switch to chopsticks.
A Renaissance era lawyer lost his law license for insulting the king...
A medieval lawyer lost his license and became instead an insult musician for taverns...
His stage name "Diss-Bard"
I was pulled over by the police. The officer said "According to your license you should be wearing glasses when you drive"
I said no, it's okay I have Contacts
He said "I don't give a damn who you think you know"
Why did the boy fail his license test even though he took driver's ed?
I lost my baker's license
because I was recently charged with batter-y
If i intend to buy an electric car, do i need a current driving license?
This license plate is expired
This expired license plate
The alcoholic lawyer got his license revoked by the judge.
I'd like my fatherhood license please
A fake duolingo account made a post with a grammatical error. I corrected them, and here's the resulting joke
Anon- "duolingo is fluent in language, not grammar"
Me- "languages require grammar... Czech mate"
What kind of driver doesn’t need a license?
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
Got my drivers license today
My dad gave me a jar of honey with wheels... he said it’s Manuka
To the person that stole my Microsoft Office license, I will find you
I got my license but I don’t think I h🥑
I saw a good pun license plate today
Someone stole my Microsoft Office license!
I am gonna take it back. You have my Word on it!
My grandpa said he was going to get his license or die trying
He passed away waiting to get his picture taken
True story, he was known for rapid firing bad jokes. He had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Milwaukee Zoo. I think it was the best way he could have gone, pulling one last joke over on all of us. Figured you all should know some people are really committed to the r/dadjoke lifestyle
I met a nun who had a bartender's license.
She was the nicest bartender I ever had. Bar nun.
My son’s text: “What is my car’s license plate?”
My response: “A rectangular metal instrument affixed to the rear of your car, paid for by you, but issued by the State as a means of taxation, identification, and regulatory control.”
Cool license plate clock or a waste of time?
Hallo! A license plate frame for you
I spotted a license plate reading "4SHABBY" today
me: "I guess it's not two shabby"
gf: dies laughing
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a drivers license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test
The optician showed him a card with letters
"C Z W I X N O S T A C Z"
Optician: "Can you read this?"
"Read it?" the Polish man replied, "I know the guy!"
I used to have a driver's license from Arizona. They had a neat symbol on them if you opted in to be an organ donor.
I don't live in AZ anymore, but you know what they say, once a donor always Sedona!
Why did the doctor lose his medical license?
Because he lost patience!
I got my driver's license today...
https://i.imgur.com/Qp2M6RQ.png
What item in your bathroom has a liquor license?
I told my dad my new license had a picture of a crab on it.
He said, "Honey, you should have smiled."
Arguing with your wife is like reading a software license agreement. In the end...
...you ignore it all and click, "I agree"!
Do you need a current driver's license to drive an electric car
Arguing with my wife is like reading a software license agreement
In the end, I ignore it all and click "I agree".
Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement...
...in the end, you ignore it all and click "I agree".
Arguing with my wife is like reading a software license agreement...
...in the end, I ignore it all and click "I agree."
I just bought the personalized license plate BAA BAA...
Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement...
...in the end, you ignore it all and click "I agree".
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