Did you hear about the town that legalised pot but banned alcohol?
The residents were left high and dry.
My buddy says we should legalise all drugs at the Olympics.
But I sure wouldn't trust the person with the starting pistol.
By legalising cannabis and same-sex marriage, we finally interpreted the Bible correctly
A man who lays with another man should be stoned.
In my news today, legalising homosexuality no STRAIGHTforward matter...
