What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Leather is rated by texture.
Cows with abundant water sources usually have softer hides, they get rated A.
Cows living in dry climates, on the other hand, are usually D-hide rated
what's made of canadian leather?
My job in Zimbabwe is applying a spray to soften the leather straps attached to a horses bit
I mist the reins down in Africa
What’s made of leather and sounds like a Canadian?
Wearing leather is so comfortable, it feels just like a second skin
I came up with this pun years ago and decided it needed to leave my notes app and be released to the public!
I lost my job at the factory making holes in leather belts.
I might have failed, but at least I gave it my awl.
Why does leather make best camouflage?
Because it's literally made of hide!
From my 9yr old daughter: How does leather sneeze?
Do you know why leather armor is good for sneaking?
Because it's literally made of hide.
I have two dogs. one named Timex and one named Rolex.
Found out my kid was hiding leather whips and gags under his bed, we were stumped on what to do
so we decided on not spanking him for a week, he was furious
Dinner
Pulling into a parking lot, asked my wife where she wanted to eat. She said she didn’t know.
I sarcastically suggested the shoe store and said “it would be tough as leather, however.”
She said “we could get filet of sole…”
My pet cow went to a new farm this morning
I guess she had to moo've on eventually
What do you get when you mix leather with a sneeze??
How do you distress a leather jacket?
By telling it punk is dead!
What is made of leather...
Is a foot long, and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
What has eyes but cannot see, a tongue but cannot talk, and a soul, yet does not live?
Also, a shoe.
Speaking of shoes - did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
A thousand soles were lost.
What do you call a steak cooked to well-done?
Went into my local book store and asked if they had any books on turtles.
" Hard back"? Asked the worker" yes " I replied " with little heads "
"You give me one leather jacket and I invest it and give you two leather jackets"
"I don't know man, that sounds like a Fonzie scheme to me."
I bought a leather handbag.
Even though I don't own any leather hands.
Why do thieves wear leather?
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What's made of leather and sound like a sneeze?
Leather is great for sneaking around
because it’s made of hide.
Did you know?
Leather is “rated” based on its texture.
Cows with abundant water sources typically have softer hides, rated “A”. But hides from cows living in hot, dry climates are typically D Hide-Rated.
Why is leather armor the best armor to sneak around in?
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