What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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Leather is rated by texture.
Cows with abundant water sources usually have softer hides, they get rated A.
Cows living in dry climates, on the other hand, are usually D-hide rated
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what's made of canadian leather?
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︎ Feb 03 2023
My job in Zimbabwe is applying a spray to soften the leather straps attached to a horses bit
I mist the reins down in Africa
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︎ Dec 01 2022
Whatβs made of leather and sounds like a Canadian?
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︎ Dec 04 2022
Wearing leather is so comfortable, it feels just like a second skin
I came up with this pun years ago and decided it needed to leave my notes app and be released to the public!
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︎ Nov 02 2022
I lost my job at the factory making holes in leather belts.
I might have failed, but at least I gave it my awl.
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︎ May 26 2022
Why does leather make best camouflage?
Because it's literally made of hide!
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︎ Apr 23 2022
From my 9yr old daughter: How does leather sneeze?
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︎ Oct 22 2021
Sometimes I...wax poetic
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︎ Feb 13 2023
Do you know why leather armor is good for sneaking?
Because it's literally made of hide.
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I have two dogs. one named Timex and one named Rolex.
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︎ Jan 18 2023
Found out my kid was hiding leather whips and gags under his bed, we were stumped on what to do
so we decided on not spanking him for a week, he was furious
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︎ Apr 07 2022
Dinner
Pulling into a parking lot, asked my wife where she wanted to eat. She said she didnβt know.
I sarcastically suggested the shoe store and said βit would be tough as leather, however.β
She said βwe could get filet of soleβ¦β
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︎ Feb 04 2023
My pet cow went to a new farm this morning
I guess she had to moo've on eventually
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︎ Jan 16 2023
What do you get when you mix leather with a sneeze??
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︎ Dec 16 2021
How do you distress a leather jacket?
By telling it punk is dead!
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︎ Feb 20 2022
What is made of leather...
Is a foot long, and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
What has eyes but cannot see, a tongue but cannot talk, and a soul, yet does not live?
Also, a shoe.
Speaking of shoes - did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
A thousand soles were lost.
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What do you call a steak cooked to well-done?
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︎ Nov 03 2022
Went into my local book store and asked if they had any books on turtles.
" Hard back"? Asked the worker" yes " I replied " with little heads "
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︎ Jan 09 2023
"You give me one leather jacket and I invest it and give you two leather jackets"
"I don't know man, that sounds like a Fonzie scheme to me."
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︎ Jan 11 2022
I bought a leather handbag.
Even though I don't own any leather hands.
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︎ Mar 02 2022
Why do thieves wear leather?
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︎ Oct 27 2021
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"What is made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?"
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︎ Dec 31 2022
What's made out of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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︎ Oct 20 2022
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︎ Dec 04 2022
What type of sneeze is made out of leather
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What is made of leather and smells like a sneeze
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︎ Oct 31 2021
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
What is made of leather, a foot long and sounds like a sneeze?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
What's made of leather and sound like a sneeze?
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︎ Jul 23 2021
Leather is great for sneaking around
because itβs made of hide.
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︎ Feb 04 2022
Did you know?
Leather is βratedβ based on its texture.
Cows with abundant water sources typically have softer hides, rated βAβ. But hides from cows living in hot, dry climates are typically D Hide-Rated.
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Why is leather armor the best armor to sneak around in?
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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?
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