Will the Coronavirus shot come with a wedge of lime?
The makers of these limes clearly watch CNN
Why are unripe limes so great?
I drive around and sell pies. Key Lime for $6 and Pecan pie for $8.
Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.
(I married two old jokes together, I hope that’s ok)
Key Lime pie, $2/slice in Jamaica, $1.50/slice in the Bahamas
These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean
I've recently started writing an Ebook about the history of citrus fruits.
It's nowhere near finished, but the first chapter's on lime.
What kind of key is edible?
A turkey 🦃 happy thanksgiving
Just an uninteresting photo of a key lime.
Know what goes great with a Coronavirus?
What did the Apple say to the lemon & lime when he found out they were correct?
Yeah, I guess you’re Sprite
A very young lemon strolled into an underground metro station, buying and enjoying a coffee, chatting with other fruits and eventually riding on a nice, modern train.
One could say it was a sub-lime experience.
I was hoping my friend would catch the lemon-lime soda i tossed her.
But unfortunately Sierra Mist
I’m obsessed with sketching pictures of fruit, and I really think I should stop.
I have to draw the lime somewhere.
There was a sale on citrus fruit at the grocery store...
It's for a lime-eted time only!
[request] Punny name for a lime tree
Hi all,
so my boyfriend purchades a lime tree and wants to name it. As an aspiring dad and a pun artist his only demand for the name is for it to be punny.
Can you punny people come up with a funny name for alime tree?
Did you hear about the citrus embezzling scandal?
They were liming their pockets.
Can people stop making coronavirus jokes
What do you get when you mix lime disease with avacados, and a tomato?
A lock's favorite food is key lime pie.
I ask the wife if the limes look ripe enough and she says they look fine.
I say: "That's good. Cause there is a fine lime between being healthy and getting scurvy."
So this happened as we were sitting down to a Key lime pie dessert tonight.
We were having Key lime pie and my mom was cutting it, but since it was from Costco, it had already been cut into equal size pieces.
My dad looks over to me and says, "I guess it's a Preline-Pie"
Important information
Aruba - Cherry Pie $3.45
Bahamas - Apple Pie $2.75
Jamaica - Key Lime Pie $3.34
Saint Croix - Lemon Pie $4.21
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Write your phone number on a lime
What goes well with lime?
I always like bragging about the very small hatchet I own.....
.....I've done some research on it and as it turns out, it's from the 1850's and was used in some rich guys home to chop up citrus fruits for desserts and cakes etc.
My wife thinks it's boring, she says "it's just an antique lime axe".
Would you like to drink it all up?
Hope this doesn’t sour our relationship.
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
What happens when citrus fruits work overtime?
They get lime and a half...
When my dad got lime juice in his eye.
"Damn it. That lime is such a jew."
"Wtf?"
"It's hasidic."
With all this corona going around...
I’m surprised we haven’t ran out of limes yet
I made a salad I call "The Trump"
Ingredients are: Lime, Peach & Mint.
Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in Cuba for $1.50, but in Jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00?
Those are the pie rates of the Carribean.
I have an unhealthy obsession with sketching pictures of fruit.
I really need to draw the lime somewhere.
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