Will the Coronavirus shot come with a wedge of lime?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nick_vandernick
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Why are unripe limes so great?

They are sublime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karrahva
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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The makers of these limes clearly watch CNN
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πŸ‘€︎ u/manford5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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I drive around and sell pies. Key Lime for $6 and Pecan pie for $8.

Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

(I married two old jokes together, I hope that’s ok)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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What kind of key is edible?

A turkey πŸ¦ƒ happy thanksgiving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b-dummy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Key Lime pie, $2/slice in Jamaica, $1.50/slice in the Bahamas

These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pockets-sandy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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A very young lemon strolled into an underground metro station, buying and enjoying a coffee, chatting with other fruits and eventually riding on a nice, modern train.

One could say it was a sub-lime experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePokemasterYT
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Pickup lime ...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nebraskasurplus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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Know what goes great with a Coronavirus?

Lime disease

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Just an uninteresting photo of a key lime.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/narcessa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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What did the Apple say to the lemon & lime when he found out they were correct?

Yeah, I guess you’re Sprite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lazyboyyo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Why are lemons safer than limes?

There’s no such thing as lemon’s disease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fenderhobbes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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I’m obsessed with sketching pictures of fruit, and I really think I should stop.

I have to draw the lime somewhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Nice one Michael
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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There was a sale on citrus fruit at the grocery store...

It's for a lime-eted time only!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sam-A-Tron
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I was hoping my friend would catch the lemon-lime soda i tossed her.

But unfortunately Sierra Mist

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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Credits to u/tehgerbil
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlumbusUser101
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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[request] Punny name for a lime tree

Hi all,

so my boyfriend purchades a lime tree and wants to name it. As an aspiring dad and a pun artist his only demand for the name is for it to be punny.

Can you punny people come up with a funny name for alime tree?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluediarrhea
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2017
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Blurred limes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Voltchek
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2014
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Can people stop making coronavirus jokes

I’m getting sick of them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MegaNUT721
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Did you hear about the citrus embezzling scandal?

They were liming their pockets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EndlessArgument
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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Important information

Aruba - Cherry Pie $3.45

Bahamas - Apple Pie $2.75

Jamaica - Key Lime Pie $3.34

Saint Croix - Lemon Pie $4.21

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MobileBrowns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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What do you get when you mix lime disease with avacados, and a tomato?

Guacoma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IMadeAFriendOnce
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2017
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I always like bragging about the very small hatchet I own.....

.....I've done some research on it and as it turns out, it's from the 1850's and was used in some rich guys home to chop up citrus fruits for desserts and cakes etc.
My wife thinks it's boring, she says "it's just an antique lime axe".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Barseps
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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I ask the wife if the limes look ripe enough and she says they look fine.

I say: "That's good. Cause there is a fine lime between being healthy and getting scurvy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zz_LIMPALONG_zz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2017
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A lock's favorite food is key lime pie.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AardvarkVader
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2016
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So this happened as we were sitting down to a Key lime pie dessert tonight.

We were having Key lime pie and my mom was cutting it, but since it was from Costco, it had already been cut into equal size pieces.

My dad looks over to me and says, "I guess it's a Preline-Pie"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echeb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2017
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Would you like to drink it all up?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcal572
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Write your phone number on a lime

Now it's a pick-up lime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/topderp1
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2017
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What goes well with lime?

A bean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lkwai
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2017
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Ooh Michael
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pauljrtz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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What happens when citrus fruits work overtime?

They get lime and a half...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Hope this doesn’t sour our relationship.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZaBaronDV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZEUSlightning5265
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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With all this corona going around...

I’m surprised we haven’t ran out of limes yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fr33b1scu1ts
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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When my dad got lime juice in his eye.

"Damn it. That lime is such a jew."

"Wtf?"

"It's hasidic."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/analogfrog
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2014
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I made a salad I call "The Trump"

Ingredients are: Lime, Peach & Mint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/webguy1975
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in Cuba for $1.50, but in Jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00?

Those are the pie rates of the Carribean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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I have an unhealthy obsession with sketching pictures of fruit.

I really need to draw the lime somewhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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