What did they call the London clock tower after it started leaning off to the side?
Big Ben Dover.
why is my pasta 10Β° burnt or the tower is 10Β° leaning?
If the leaning tower of Pisa was a gemstone, what formation would it be?
Crystal-lean.
Considering the Leaning Tower of Pisa, my daughter asked: Why don't the fix it?
Me: "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it."
Daughter: 'blank stare'
Inner dialogue: "A wasted talent [Dad Jokes]."
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
So itβs italicized!
The suicidal traveller tried to hang himself from the Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, The leaning tower of Pisa. The police caught him took away his rope and sent him out of the continent. All he was heard saying is..
I miss you rope.
Leaning tower of... imgur.com/4iWimvQ
Why don't the Leaning Tower of Pisa and Big Ben ever visit each other?
One lacks the time and the other lacks the inclination.
I was cutting cheese this morning for my girlfriend....
I had a lot of it stacked on top of each other when I asked her to look at the cheese. I said "Look, it's the leaning tower of cheeze-a!" she groaned and left the room.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy...
That means it's italicized.
What did the Big Ben say to the Leaning Tower of Pisa?...
"If you have the inclination, I have the time."
