It's probably the food I miss most since moving here. Add-on the fact my partner has never tried it so now I need to find one. Google isn't really helping me here. Tia.
My gran used to make it, i vaguely remember it being for sale in some shops but now it seems to have vanished entirely.
Edit: that is 8pm UK time, I really should have specified! Blame it on me making lardy cake as I set it up!
Any food specific to your area that more people should be aware of? Or something your hometown is the home of, that’s just not as good when you get it elsewhere?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Pilot on me!!
Another ReddX banger? You bet.
Ramtidings, dear friends! It is I, your dutiful lord and master, the eternal GM. Where last we parted ways, I went to a gathering of nerds at the LGS to find Osgood's manic pixie dream girl whom inspired him to become a proper young man. Upon finding her, I tried my best to befriend her in hopes that I might bring her back to my house, serving as a wedge to pry Osgood Bowles loose from the grasp of the heinous hamplanet known as La Ogra. However, the MPDG was having none of it, and primarily told me to go fuck myself. Back at square one and without a plan on how to proceed, I once more ruminated my options. Hell and highwater is coming in the climactic conclusion of this TAAAALE FROM THE TABLETOP.
The Baron of Beardery, the mighty ReddX has our story so far. Get up to speed at the following links.
Adelaide and Ramtide- Beard Hunters: https://youtu.be/4E4Yc8u5Cb4
Shaving of the Beard pt. 1 - https://youtu.be/dhDoYzWrrdM
Shaving of the Beard pt. 2 - https://youtu.be/zO4tNhObws8
Shaving of the Beard pt. 3 - https://youtu.be/-_EIHDTnGY0
Shaving of the Beard pt. 4 - https://youtu.be/3VE8F_0-IQ0
Shaving of the Beard pt. 5 - https://youtu.be/Mkb8R172-nQ
Don't eat that bagel. You should probably finish this video first. Neckbeards are gross. Legbeards aren't much better. You have been warned. Twice now.
I lay in my bed, tossing and turning throughout the night. Bloodshot eyes stared out into the ambient darkness. I couldn't sleep. Somewhere within the bowels of my house lurked a beast that needed to be expelled. I had been denied my clean severance, my token act of resistance reduced to ashes and rubble, and my problem still persisted yet. I could not be the hero anymore. It was time to be the villain. I had to sour their union by any means necessary.
Insomnia reigned, and as I stared at the alarm clock on the night stand, it blearily winked out the evening's hour at me: 3 a.m. I climbed out from between the sheets, took a shower, and headed to the living room. By the dim glow of the LED screen, I continued my quest across the Mojave to whittle away the quiet hours of the morning. Eventually, day broke across the outside world and filtered in through the curtains once more, and I could hear from the back of the house the sounds of
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Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
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It was about a weak back.
