I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language.
I guarantee you that nobody has ever heard them.
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I speak two languages but am starting to lose vocabulary in one of them
You could say Iβm byelingual.
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︎ Jul 01 2021
I had to write a 500 word essay on a language of India back in high school...
I titled it The Hindi 500.
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︎ Jun 28 2021
What is the worldβs least spoken language?
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︎ Jun 10 2021
As English my second language, pretty proud of this one.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Why was the barrel of petroleum always using foul language?
- a) Because it was crude oil
- b) Because it wasn't refined
- c) Because it was a real gas
- d) Because it wasn't reserved
- e) Because it liked to say, "What the shale?"
f) Because it was kerobsene
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Which language does God code in?
C
Because God Cs everything
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Who'll are from Indonesia?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
What language do oranges speak
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︎ May 18 2021
What are the unspoken rules of sign language?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Well that didn't cross my mind
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︎ Jun 11 2021
My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Linguist researchers recently discovered what language is the world's least spoken language.
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︎ May 04 2021
Next level stuff right here
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︎ Jun 02 2021
After graduating from the Aerosmith Chinese culinary and language school, I can finally...
Wok this way, and talk this way
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︎ May 22 2021
Q. What language do stomachs speak?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
*Ba Dum Tiss*
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︎ Jun 04 2021
I've spent all morning trying to think of a quality pun, just to come up with THIS otter rubbish.
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︎ Jun 28 2021
My Son Ate a Bunch of Scrabble Tiles. My Wife is Scared but I'm not...
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"
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︎ Jun 29 2021
Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $3.00
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
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︎ Jun 28 2021
What language do things that fly in the sky speak....
Plane english
My 6yo laid this one on me and I hadn't heard it before so thought it might be enjoyed here
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︎ May 01 2021
Today on a walk my son was asking about a bunch of plants and stuff, he pointed to one and I said it was a fungi.
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
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︎ Jun 26 2021
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
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︎ Jun 27 2021
Grandma is always saying to me ' Hey what's the name of that German guy again who keeps taking my stuff '
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
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︎ Jun 23 2021
Dad says, "I can speak every language except Greek!"
Child asks him a question in French. Dad replies, "Hmmm. That sounds Greek to me."
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Always part of a classical dish
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︎ Jun 19 2021
What do cannibals serve at the beginning of dinner party?
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︎ Jun 02 2021
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show.
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︎ Jun 16 2021
Some things transcend languages
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︎ Mar 20 2021
originally posted on r/tumblr by u/MaetelofLaMetal
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︎ Apr 26 2021
A conversation I had on a dating app. For context, her instagram is mainly pictures of chairs and her name rhymes with chair.
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︎ Jun 23 2021
What language do impersonators of the King of Rock n' Roll sing in?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.
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︎ May 25 2021
What kind of tree comes from your mouth?
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︎ Jun 28 2021
I know over 100 languages
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︎ Mar 09 2021
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
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︎ Jun 30 2021
The one and only acceptable way of advertising
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︎ Jun 25 2021
Scientist have actually discovered a feline-like life-form on Mars! But unfortunately, one of their rovers ran over it, and
Curiosity killed the cat :(
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︎ Jun 04 2021
I know a handful of jokes in sign language.
I guarantee no one has ever heard them!
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︎ May 29 2021
What is the least spoken language?
Sign Language.
idk if this is a repost
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︎ Jun 07 2021
What are the unspoken rules of sign language?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language
And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I know a lot of jokes in sign language...
And I can guarantee that no one has ever heard them.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language
And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.
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