I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language.
I guarantee you that nobody has ever heard them.
I had to write a 500 word essay on a language of India back in high school...
I titled it The Hindi 500.
What is the world’s least spoken language?
As English my second language, pretty proud of this one.
Why was the barrel of petroleum always using foul language?
- a) Because it was crude oil
- b) Because it wasn't refined
- c) Because it was a real gas
- d) Because it wasn't reserved
- e) Because it liked to say, "What the shale?"
f) Because it was kerobsene
Which language does God code in?
C
Because God Cs everything
What language do oranges speak
Who'll are from Indonesia?
What are the unspoken rules of sign language?
What language do cooks use in the kitchen?
Well, if you're from China you speak Chinese,
So obviously,
Cooks speak cookies :P
Well that didn't cross my mind
Linguist researchers recently discovered what language is the world's least spoken language.
My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
There’s one word in the English language you will never find in a dictionary. Don’t believe me? Check it out yourself. It’s...
Next level stuff right here
After graduating from the Aerosmith Chinese culinary and language school, I can finally...
Wok this way, and talk this way
Q. What language do stomachs speak?
I've spent all morning trying to think of a quality pun, just to come up with THIS otter rubbish.
My Son Ate a Bunch of Scrabble Tiles. My Wife is Scared but I'm not...
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $3.00
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
What language do things that fly in the sky speak....
Plane english
My 6yo laid this one on me and I hadn't heard it before so thought it might be enjoyed here
Today on a walk my son was asking about a bunch of plants and stuff, he pointed to one and I said it was a fungi.
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
Grandma is always saying to me ' Hey what's the name of that German guy again who keeps taking my stuff '
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
Always part of a classical dish
Dad says, "I can speak every language except Greek!"
Child asks him a question in French. Dad replies, "Hmmm. That sounds Greek to me."
What do cannibals serve at the beginning of dinner party?
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show.
A conversation I had on a dating app. For context, her instagram is mainly pictures of chairs and her name rhymes with chair.
originally posted on r/tumblr by u/MaetelofLaMetal
Some things transcend languages
What language do impersonators of the King of Rock n' Roll sing in?
I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.
The one and only acceptable way of advertising
I know over 100 languages
I’m sorry aboot these. Please don’t kick me out of this sub or shoe me away....
Scientist have actually discovered a feline-like life-form on Mars! But unfortunately, one of their rovers ran over it, and
Curiosity killed the cat :(
What kind of tree comes from your mouth?
Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"
I know a handful of jokes in sign language.
I guarantee no one has ever heard them!
What is the least spoken language?
Sign Language.
idk if this is a repost
What are the unspoken rules of sign language?
I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language
And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.
I know a lot of jokes in sign language...
And I can guarantee that no one has ever heard them.
I actually know a lot of jokes in sign language
And I can guarantee you no one has ever heard them.
What is the least spoken language in the world?
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