As a chemistry teacher, someone asked me during one of my labs if I look at memes.

β€œPeriodically,” I said

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheComicSocks
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In the lab
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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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A scientist sits down with some colleagues at the lab cafeteria:

"Oh hi Bill! We were just discussing the promiscuous mating habits of blood-sucking arachnids." Bill abruptly grabs his tray and stands up to leave.

"Sorry guys. I don't discuss poly ticks at work."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Make_it_perfect
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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These are very important lab-reports
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_like_miniwheats
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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A scientist walks into a lab to pick up a dozen beakers for a new experiment he’s been working on, and the lab clerk hands him 13 upon his arrival. β€œ13?”, the scientist asks, β€œI wanted a dozen!”

The lab clerk says β€œI thought you wanted a beakers dozen!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErectAnarchy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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I still don't understand why I got in trouble in high school for turning in my Biology lab notebook with a turd in it.

The teacher told us specifically to keep a log in our notebook!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teduh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Don't cross the lab
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πŸ‘€︎ u/urlordcov
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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I had a crush on my science lab partner, then she left the school

I lost My Chemical Romance

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I have a crack lab, what does it make?

Methane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sea_Emperour
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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What does a radioactive lab say when their astrology is bad?

Marie-Curie is in retrograde

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plout0n
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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A spy walks into a science lab. When asked who he is, he says β€œThe name’s bond...

β€œHydrogen Bond.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_-SLAYER
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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What happens when the teacher forgets the magnets for science lab?

Ferrous metal's day off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Preceptual
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Lab test!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2018
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Won’t let me cross post but I guess you can say this dog was *made in a lab*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chickenstr1p
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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The leading cause of cancer in lab rats

Research scientists

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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Important lab results
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πŸ‘€︎ u/withmoxie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Show me your lab.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/keelzyy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2017
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My girlfriend works in a mouse lab
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConstableFishLegs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who cooked a burger in the lab?

He called it a bunsen burger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomSynesthetic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Recently, monkeys escaped from an animal testing lab and broke into the adjacent chemistry lab. Some ingested potassium metal and exploded.

There were Rhesus pieces everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Lab Tested
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πŸ‘€︎ u/achillea666
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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My lab partner invented a device that will steal other people’s ideas and then delete it from their memory.

Why didn’t I think of that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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If you get a dachshund for badgers, a beagle for rabbits, and a lab for ducks, what kind of dog do you get for play?

A plott hound

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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I met a lab worker the other day...

He has a degree in dog kibble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mommarun
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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My Biology lab presented a slide show about using a microscope.

It was called "how to focus" but I wasn't paying attention to the rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HAJpodge13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Playing with fire in my Chemistry lab class

In our groups, we were assigned to burn certain mystery elements, and figure out which element they were based on the color of the flame. When we were done, I told my group that we had just become Fire Distinguishers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duke_Platinum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Alright students, let me see your Lab report.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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Look at that lab!
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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I’ve retired from the cloning lab and now I don’t know what to do with myself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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I walked into the biology lab, and saw my lab partner dissecting an insect.

I said, β€œI think your fly is open.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geopardkongen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Why was there lightning and thunder in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HalalPork97
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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My dog started dog school this week. My dad asked my sister if our dog was going to have a β€œlab” partner. Which she does the other dog who is her partner is a black lab!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/creamethcheeseth
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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So I messed up my chemistry lab the other day and had way to much O2 as a byproduct

But to be honest, it was a breath of fresh air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxStupidBusxX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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This is in one of my labs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bassist_comments
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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My kid complained because the t.v in the backseat of my van stopped working and he couldnt watch Dexters Lab.

I turned up the music and said "Here are some car tunes for you, son".

He started to cry and my wife yelled at me.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2017
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A researcher working in a biology lab is brought two insects to dissect...

A cricket, and a tick.

He decides to start with the larger one, the cricket, and proceeds to put it under a microscope and carefully rip the dead insect apart writing down the results. Nothing unusual.

Moving on, he goes back to the delivery petri dish and notices the tick is missing.

He searches around for some time but the bugger is nowhere to be seen. Just before giving up he notices it crawling on his hand. Before the tick can bite him, he expertly grabs it and throws it under the microscope.

He turns it to the highest magnification and says to himself: "Let's see what makes you tick."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoffKalast
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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Hear they had a radioactive spill at the primate lab?

They've now got fission chimps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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Had to get my blood drawn today. This was on the wall at the lab.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spar13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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The local school board just purchased a powerful new microscope for the high school biology lab...

It's completely changed the way students look at life!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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My lab partner came up with a device that steals other people’s ideas, and deletes them permanently from their memory.

Why didn’t I think of that?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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