As a chemistry teacher, someone asked me during one of my labs if I look at memes.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
A scientist sits down with some colleagues at the lab cafeteria:
"Oh hi Bill! We were just discussing the promiscuous mating habits of blood-sucking arachnids." Bill abruptly grabs his tray and stands up to leave.
"Sorry guys. I don't discuss poly ticks at work."
These are very important lab-reports
A scientist walks into a lab to pick up a dozen beakers for a new experiment he’s been working on, and the lab clerk hands him 13 upon his arrival. “13?”, the scientist asks, “I wanted a dozen!”
The lab clerk says “I thought you wanted a beakers dozen!”
I still don't understand why I got in trouble in high school for turning in my Biology lab notebook with a turd in it.
The teacher told us specifically to keep a log in our notebook!
I had a crush on my science lab partner, then she left the school
I lost My Chemical Romance
I have a crack lab, what does it make?
What does a radioactive lab say when their astrology is bad?
Marie-Curie is in retrograde
A spy walks into a science lab. When asked who he is, he says “The name’s bond...
What happens when the teacher forgets the magnets for science lab?
Won’t let me cross post but I guess you can say this dog was *made in a lab*
The leading cause of cancer in lab rats
My girlfriend works in a mouse lab
Did you hear about the guy who cooked a burger in the lab?
He called it a bunsen burger
Recently, monkeys escaped from an animal testing lab and broke into the adjacent chemistry lab. Some ingested potassium metal and exploded.
There were Rhesus pieces everywhere.
My lab partner invented a device that will steal other people’s ideas and then delete it from their memory.
Why didn’t I think of that?
If you get a dachshund for badgers, a beagle for rabbits, and a lab for ducks, what kind of dog do you get for play?
I met a lab worker the other day...
He has a degree in dog kibble
My Biology lab presented a slide show about using a microscope.
It was called "how to focus" but I wasn't paying attention to the rest.
Playing with fire in my Chemistry lab class
In our groups, we were assigned to burn certain mystery elements, and figure out which element they were based on the color of the flame. When we were done, I told my group that we had just become Fire Distinguishers.
Alright students, let me see your Lab report.
I’ve retired from the cloning lab and now I don’t know what to do with myself
I walked into the biology lab, and saw my lab partner dissecting an insect.
I said, “I think your fly is open.”
Why was there lightning and thunder in the lab?
The scientists were brainstorming.
My dog started dog school this week. My dad asked my sister if our dog was going to have a “lab” partner. Which she does the other dog who is her partner is a black lab!
So I messed up my chemistry lab the other day and had way to much O2 as a byproduct
But to be honest, it was a breath of fresh air.
This is in one of my labs
My kid complained because the t.v in the backseat of my van stopped working and he couldnt watch Dexters Lab.
I turned up the music and said
"Here are some car tunes for you, son".
He started to cry and my wife yelled at me.
A researcher working in a biology lab is brought two insects to dissect...
A cricket, and a tick.
He decides to start with the larger one, the cricket, and proceeds to put it under a microscope and carefully rip the dead insect apart writing down the results. Nothing unusual.
Moving on, he goes back to the delivery petri dish and notices the tick is missing.
He searches around for some time but the bugger is nowhere to be seen. Just before giving up he notices it crawling on his hand. Before the tick can bite him, he expertly grabs it and throws it under the microscope.
He turns it to the highest magnification and says to himself: "Let's see what makes you tick."
Hear they had a radioactive spill at the primate lab?
They've now got fission chimps.
Had to get my blood drawn today. This was on the wall at the lab.
The local school board just purchased a powerful new microscope for the high school biology lab...
It's completely changed the way students look at life!
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
My lab partner came up with a device that steals other people’s ideas, and deletes them permanently from their memory.
Why didn’t I think of that?
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