I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, βHas anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?β
To which I replied, βIf it was without my knowledge, how would I know?β
He smiled knowingly and nodded, βThatβs why we ask.β
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I interviewed the leading German herb gardeners and compiled their knowledge into a book.
It's called "Wisdom of the Kraut"
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Knowledge is never free...
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︎ Feb 23 2021
... In an ocean of knowledge. Sea what I did there?
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︎ Jan 17 2021
My wife tested my knowledge of common household herbs, and Iβm happy to say I got 4 out of 5 right.
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︎ Jan 29 2021
My friend has a lot of knowledge about Islamic festivals.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Did you know Australia is the world leader in knowledge about cans?
Yeah apparently its full of can-gurus!
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︎ Nov 25 2020
The person who had once kidnapped me got released after serving 10 years in prison. Since then, I secretly follow him to his house every single day without his knowledge.
I guess I'm suffering from 'stalk home' syndrome.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
A King Fisher. More of a visual pun that requires knowledge on birds. Photoshopped myself
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Knowledge
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︎ Jul 27 2019
During quarrantine I decided to enrich my science knowledge and started reading a book about anti-gravity.
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︎ May 27 2020
What do you call a dog with knowledge or perception of a situation or fact?
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︎ May 25 2020
In Greek mythology, Chiron was half man, half horse. He had knowledge and wisdom in medicine.
You could say he was the centaur for disease control
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︎ Jan 01 2020
What part of the brain deals with knowledge about plants?
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︎ Jun 09 2019
What's the difference between theoretical and practical knowledge?
In theory, there is no difference.
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︎ Nov 28 2019
My ex wife had an insatiable appetite for knowledge
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︎ Oct 11 2019
Complimented a friend on her musical knowledge today...
Me:
> I don't know how you find the time to listen to so many bands.
She replied:
> Yeah, I just have a lot of bandwidth.
Normally, I'm the one with the awful puns. I paused, saw her grin, and had to high five her.
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︎ Feb 09 2015
My lack of knowledge of Greek Mythology...
...is my Achilleβs knee.
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︎ Nov 26 2016
My knowledge isn't too good when it comes to Greek mythology
It's always been my Achilles elbow
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︎ Aug 12 2019
Courtesy of Transport for Greater Manchester. May require minor football knowledge..
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︎ Dec 24 2015
Those who have knowledge are wise.
Those without knowledge are otherwise.
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︎ Aug 08 2019
Did you know that one of King Arthur's men was always full of useless facts and knowledge????
Yep, he was the trivia knight.
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︎ Apr 14 2019
When it comes to metaphors about knowledge, no ledge is too high to aspire to
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︎ Jun 15 2019
I aced my test on my knowledge of cheese
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︎ May 08 2018
I tried picking up this girl today by sharing my extensive knowledge of the Titanic, but she wasn't impressed.
I guess you could say it wasn't a very effective ice breaker.
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︎ Jan 28 2019
Knowledge is power
TIL Schrodinger might have been the most prolific cat killer in history
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︎ Jan 13 2019
I work for the railroad, so they thought I was imparting important knowledge
Me: "I can tell a train just went through here"
Wife and son: "How?"
Me: "It left it's tracks"
Wife goes back to reading book, son puts headphones back on.
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︎ Nov 12 2015
We all wonder what special knowledge you need to replace the great Dick Clark, but for now,
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Dad shows his knowledge of Asian cuisine
My girlfriend and I went to dinner with my parents tonight and one of the specials was crab wontons. My girlfriend asked the server, "how much is the wonton special?" But just before the server could answer, dad chimes in:
"The wonton special? Oh that's about 2000 pounds. I don't know what the price is though." Followed by a shit eating grin.
Thanks for always being so helpful, dad.
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What part of the brain deals with the knowledge of trees?
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My poor knowledge about Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
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