Who’s there
Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock
It’s the woodpecker!
.....get it no bell 🤣
Just in case, there's a salad dressing.
He got the NObell price
A Duplo mat
Who's there?
Eichmann in Jerusalem. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Eichmann in Jerusalem. Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah Arendt you glad I didn't say Eichmann in Jerusalem?
Smellmop who?
Hint: Say it out loud quickly.
The no-bell prize
Dad: "What?!?? You don't even recognize your own father??"
He won the no-bell prize!
Definitely deserves a 'No Bell' prize!!
Who's there? Silent man! Silent man who? ............. (My son made that one up it is now my favorite joke.)
Who’s There?
The Who.
The Who who?
I said The Who, not the owls!
(i made this up and had to keep myself from laughing for two hours at work I hope u like it)
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting c..
MOO!
"Wire you not eating your dinner?"
Whos there? Patchew patch Pachew patch who? Arrgh! Ya shot me!
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes Sean Connery
Who's there?
Shark bait.
Shark bait who?
(Immediately) ha ha
I know its bad but i was proud i made it
Me- "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Dad- "Why"
Me- "To get to the idiots house BAHAHA"
Dad- "That's stupid"
Me- "Fine this one is better, Knock Knock"
Dad- "Who's there"
Me- "The chicken :)"
Whos there? Ivant Ivant who? No! You get one!
Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you.
Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? No! Owl goes who. Car goes Beep! Beep!
Who’s there?
The washbasin.
Washbasin who?
Just let that sink in.
Person: who's there? Ghost: Boo Person: Boo who? Ghost: aw man. I justed wanted to say hi. Didn't mean to make you cry.
He opens the door and tells him “Namaste”.
Because freedom rings
Should get a 'No-bel' prize
I thought, "I'd better let this sink in."
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks but I don't mind peanuts
Knock-knock.
>!Who's there?!<
Edit: my son told me this. I was confused at why I had to start it and then cracked up when he said “who’s there?”
He won a Nobel prize.
Just in case there’s a salad dressing
A no bell prize.
The No-Bell Prize 🕺🏼
2: Who's there?
1: An octopus
Just in case there is a salad dressing
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
Should get a No-Bell prize. 😅🤣😎✌.
Just in case there's a salad dressing
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
I'll see myself out....
He just won the NOBELL prize
should get a no-bell prize.
Just in case there's a salad dressing
