Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Nope. Owl go who. Car go beep beep.
Just in case there's a salad dressing
He got a no-bell prize
She says "who is it?"
"It's the blind man" comes the response.
Ok, thinks the nun. "Come in then".
In walks the man; "nice tits, now where do you want this blind?"
Dad: Spell!
Kid: Spell who?
Dad: W... H... O...
He won the "No-Bell Prize"
They deserve a no bell prize
“Whose there?”
“I eat mop”
....
Ewww
-Courtesy of my 9 year old niece. Not sure where she stole it from so the credit ends with her.
<freep>....... -Freep who- .......<no thanks>
Because freedom rings.
Who's there?
Never
Never who?
Nevermind
It was an ether/oar situation...
A husband is hanging out in the kitchen doorway when his wife needs to check on dinner. She says would you move ? He says you need to grab my knob and pull . She sighed and says DON’T BE A DOOR MATT !
No, Who's on first, What's on second and I Don't Know's on third.
You in"vitamin"
A preemptive strike.
I let that sink in.
He deserves a no bell prize
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Door mom.
Door mom who?
Door mom who, I've come to bargain.
I’m not a poo...
Not Sally
The no bell prize
Me: Knock knock
Reddit: Who's there?
Me: Wu
Reddit: Wu, who?
Me: Woohoo, it's my blue triangle day!
Me: Who's there?
Caller: Bigish
Me: Bigish who?
Caller: Big Issue? No thanks I'm good
Bumblebee cold if you don’t put pants on...
whos there?, dishes, dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold out here, let me in!
Knock Knock
Chancellor Palpatine:”who’s there”
Mysterious voice:”Wind”
Chancellor Palpatine:”Wind who?”
Mace Windu :”In the name of the galactic senate you’re under arrest, Chancellor”
Who's there.
I eep.
I eep who.
Eeeeew you eat poo
…..little old lady.....
….little old lady who?...….
….oh wow, you know how to yodel !!
knock knock. who’s there. a broken pencil. a broken pencil who nevermind there’s no point
“Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee”
Jehovah's witnesses
"Hatch who?"
"Bless you!"
Source: my 6yo at dinner tonight
They don't have the thyme for that, just cumin.
Although, their Corona has better PR announcements than Mexico’s
1: knock knock 2: who's there? 1: hatch 2: hatch who? 1: bless you
Who’s there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin’ they hatin’
Stupid firemen
Doris locked that’s why I’m knocking
Well, he won the No-bell prize.
Because freedom rings.
Your engine's cylinder.
Who's there?
Maya
Maya who
Maya hee hee 🎶🎵
Wunt who?... OH WOW YOU CAN COUNT!
I gave him a glass of water
“Control fr...”
“Now you say, “Control freak who.””
Dad: Knock knock
Kid: Who's there
D: Investigator
K: Investigator who
D: I'll ask the questions if you don't mind
Son: Whose there?
Dad: Daisy
Son: Daisy who?
Dad: Daisy me rollin, they hatin
Just in case there’s a salad dressing.
Should win a no-bell prize
He won the Nobel Prize!
He won the Nobel prize
Just in case there’s a salad dressing
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Your dad
Your dad who?
Your dad who left you
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
No, owl go hoo. Car go beep beep.
It was an ether/oar situation.
In case there’s a salad dressing
.. Should receive a no bell prize.
He won THE NO BELL PRIZE
"Who's there?"
The WHO.
"The band?"
Nope.
"Shit!"
He won the no bell prize.
Just in case there’s a salad dressing.
He won the 'no-bell' prize."
Who's there?
"Dishes"
Dishes who?
"Dishes Sean Connery"
"Who's there?"
"Owl goes."
"Owl goes who?"
"Yes, they do"
Maybe the no bell prize
Dishes Sean Connery
This is Sean Connery.
He won the NO-BELL prize
should get a no bell prize.
He won the No-bell prize
"Doris"
"Doris who?"
"Doris locked, that's why im knocking."
Stupid firemen.
It was an ether/oar situation
Nevermind it’s pointless.
it was an ether/oar situation
