Why are the Hershey kisses not allowed in SpaceX flights?
Because Mars has monopoly
My ex girlfriend was really into Eskimo kisses
But I just wasn’t very Inuit
What do you get if you put kisses in a blender?
People are saying these Hershey Kisses are totally pointless.
I blow kisses at my favorite artists when they're on stage.
Guess you can say that I'm a fan
After an argument I apologized to my wife for giving her all the butterfly kisses.
I told her I was just lashing out.
What happened after Harry Potter kissed a pig?
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
What did Casey Jones girlfriend say after she kissed Donatello
I got a part time job kissing both women and men
It's not much but it's getting me bi
does anyone know if a doctor can take some of my butt flesh and graft it onto someone who isn't a relative?
Its ok to kiss a nun....
....but don't get into the habit.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
Have you heard about the disease you get from kissing birds ?
It's called Chirpies. It's a canarial disease. It's untweetable.
Why were the paleontologists kissing?
Take it easy people. Pretty soon you'll be able to kiss and have sex with the one you love.
But for now, stay at home and do it with the one you're married to.
Why does Oedipus hate profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
Don't kiss after midnight, folks
It's not proper to kiss on a first date
G – A – B – C – D – E – G – F#
Damn!
I just majorly fucked up.
You may think it's funny to kiss someone while you have a runny nose
Kissing someone is human version of accepting germs and conditions
Just had a dealer try to sell me a piece of stone he said was from Ireland and kissed by St Patrick. When I looked underneath it said 'Made in China.'
A boy leaned over to steal a kiss from his girl, but she was leaning over to steal a kiss at the same time.
They both made out like bandits.
My girlfriend and I smashed toes trying to kiss each other
I replied in agony nice toe meet you.
How come the Hulk doesn’t lose his pants when he transforms?
The scientific experiments altered his jeans
Nobody wanted to buy my Red Hot Chili Peppers cd.
I have to give it away now
What type of flowers are the best at kissing?
My son asked if he could give me a kiss...
"Disgusting! I'm old enough to be your father!"
My friends are always saying it’s fine to hug and kiss their kids...
But when I hug and kiss their kids it’s suddenly a lawsuit.
Cant weigh to see their face
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
The world ended when I kissed an alpaca.
MOM: I always see those same two homeless people kissing or holding hands. How sweet. See, even life's unfortunates can know love!
DAD: Those are tweakers, hon. They're either speed dating or just mething around.
MOM: I don't know why I married you.
My brother got fired from the mortuary for kissing the dead on the throat.
Turns out he was a neck romancer.
The cleanest way to greet a member of the band Kiss
How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now.
Saw 2 horses kissing today
looked like a stable relationship
When I was a kid, I was so ugly, my mother took me everywhere....
....just so, she wouldn't have to kiss me goodbye.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
Don't kiss after midnight
It's not proper to kiss on a first date!
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