If killing a man is homicide
is killing a friend homiecide
BREAKING: The United States, after mistaking it for an Iranian submarine, has struck a utility submarine with an underwater torpedo that was en route to displace the shipping carrier blocking the Suez Canal, killing all 169 aboard
What Sith Lord immobilizes his opponents instead of killing them?
A murderer once stopped killing, became lazy, and was only enjoying life. He became a
Unemployed Pilot (Dad still killing it at 70)
My dad just sent me this (couldn't help but groan, even as a dad myself):
I had a fella in painting and decorating the house for the last three days, I got chatting to him and it turns out he is actually a Ryanair pilot on PUP (Pandemic Unemployment Payment - social welfare in Ireland for those affected by Covid), he is decorating now to try and pay his mortgage, sad times but in fairness he did a great job on the landing😬👍
There's a man killing people who only have 9 toes!
I left my vampire killing kit in the elevator...
The stakes have never been higher
What do you call a killing before yoga practice?
*Black gets hit by the Killing Curse*
Black: Harry, I’m dead.
Harry: Are you serious?
Black: Yes, I’m dead Sirius.
A Mafia hit-man was arrested for killing a man in a rice field with a porcelain figurine.
The police said this is the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack
My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it.
We went out and had beers. Cool guy, very driven, wants to be a web designer.
I’ve just been charged for killing a man using sandpaper
In my defence I only intended to rough him up a little bit
Boater Jailed for Killing Dolphin
Boater says it was an accident. Judge ruled that he did it on porpoise.
BREAKING NEWS: Vietnam accidentally sank its own submarine killing all 350 on board
The suspense is killing me
Why did the paladin have to visit the tire shop after killing an innocent bystander?
Because he was out of alignment.
My wrists are killing me from driving my coworkers everyday through tunnels and traffic.
Dr. Says I have a bad case of car pool tunnel.
A man purposely crashed two passenger trains, killing hundreds. Why didn’t he get the electric chair?
Turns out he was a really bad conductor.
What did the father say to his baby boy before killing him with a vacuum cleaner?
This is killing me
https://i.imgur.com/K0QITw8.jpg
Why didn't Obi-Wan forgive Darth Maul for killing his master?
He wasn't willing to let Qui-Gons be bygones.
A short psychic has been on a killing spree
The headlines read "A small medium is at large"
Work is killing my feet: they are all black and blue
There is a fine line between saving and killing
There is a new Sith Lord who prefers to immobilize his enemies instead of killing them.
What Sith Lord immobilizes his victims instead of killing them?
Darth Ritis.
Edit: The Sith Lord of politeness, Darth anksalot.
BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 350 aboard
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.
I was charged with accidentally killing a man with sandpaper.
I didn't mean too. All I wanted to do was rough him up a bit.
BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 354 aboard
Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it
We had some drinks, cool guy, he wants to be a web developer
My wife asked me to take the spider out instead of killing it
Went to the bar, had a few drinks, nice guy, turns out he's a Web designer
So instead of killing a spider, I took him out
He was a really nice guy we had a few drinks. He's a web designer
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer
Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it...
Had a few drinks, he is a cool guy, wants to be a Web developer.
My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing.
We went out, had a few drinks. Nice guy, wants to be a web designer.
My wife told me take the spider out instead of killing him.
We had a few drinks, what a great guy. Turns out he’s a web designer.
A hit-man was arrested for killing a man in a rice field with a porcelain figurine.
The police said this is the first known case of a knick knack paddy whack.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy, he's a web designer
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him
Went out, had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.
My wife said I should take out the spider instead of killing it.
I'm glad I did. We went out. Had a few drinks. Overall good guy. He's a web designer.
What Sith Lord immobilizes his opponents instead of killing them?
My wife told me take a spider out instead of killing it.
We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it
We had some drinks, cool guy, says he wants to be a web-developer
My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it
We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy, he’s a web designer.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it…
We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.
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