Did you hear about the camel who got depressed after injuring it's back?
Eventually it got over the hump
Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?
It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.
A pie factory has exploded injuring 4 members of staff
The blast was heard 3.146 miles away!
The teaching assistant for our class didn't show up the day after injuring his foot
Our professor told us he had a lame excuse
Did you hear about the landmine inspector that got injured on the job?
Looks like he decided to press charges.
What do you call Batman when he's injured?
Where did the condiment go when it got injured?
Injured lady : “ How long will the ambulance be?”
Man : “Seventeen Feet Six Inches”
Where do you take someone who has been injured in a Peek-a-boo accident?
This joke goes out to all the seriously injured ppl in the hospital right now…
How do you heal an injured phone?
You put it in a chromecast
What body part does an English bloke always injure?
Right toe, old chap. Right toe!
My pet frog injured their legs earlier
He seemed quite unhoppy about it
Where do lego people go when they get injured?
I once called Michael Jackson to tell him that I had injured the joint in the middle of my leg.
He said "A knee? Are you OK?"
Police reported today 2 bystanders were injured during a break-in at a local abstract art gallery.
No further details were available.
Did you hear about the dude who injured his back foot?
What do you call injured batman?
Who does an injured sheep call?
I learned today that 40k people a year get injured by their toilet..
Who do you call if a root vegetable is injured?
My friend got injured playing hide and seek
What happens if all of the players participating in the Super Bowl get put on the injured list?
The game will be pointless
Got injured doing the hokey pokey
What did the doctor suggest to the Gingerbread Man for his injured leg?
Mediterranean food
A guy called in sick at the mediterranean restaurant he worked at. When his boss asked him what was wrong, the guy said "I just falafel."
A man is brought to the hospital with a mortal wound. The medical staff believes there is no way to help him and he will die. The head doctor walks in and says I will take care of this. He takes a clock off the wall and rubs it on the injured man, the man is HEALED.
The nurse says: AMAZING! how did you know that would work!?
The head doctor says: “It’s simple really… Time heals all wounds.”
what the difference between someone who doesnt act what he preaches advice and a guy who injures hippos?
Ones a hypocrite and the other caused a hippo-crit
How do you know if the cat is injured?
What was the condition of an injured orange?
Did you hear about the guy who was injured at the upholstery factory?
Don't worry, he's completely recovered.
What happens when a soccer player gets injured during a game?
They receive rest-da-two-shins.
A friend of mine was recently injured in a bad Peek-a-Boo accident
I was out on a safari when i saw this big, fat, grey animal limping painfully toward a muddy pond. I asked the tour guide if it was injured...
He said, "No, it's just a hip-hurt-potamus"
How did the gymnast banana injure itself?
A girl fell in front of me and was very severely injured. She said "Call me an ambulance!"
I whispered in her ear "You're an ambulance"
Where do you take someone who's been injured while playing Hide and Seek ?
A bus carrying tourists headed to see Elvis Presley’s Graceland has over turned. No one was injured
But they were all shook up.
I got injured playing hide and seek.
Iv been admitted to the I.C.U
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident?
My injured foot is still injured.
Where do you take someone who has been injured in a Peek-A-Boo accident?
Where do you take someone who was injured in a peek-a-boo accident
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