13 Hilarious Karaoke Bar Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I went to a karaoke bar that didn't have any 70s music.

At first I was afraid. I was petrified.

But then I saw they had Michael Jackson. It was a thriller.

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👤︎ u/TheAzrael2013

📅︎ May 12 2021

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Where has the worst karaoke bars?

Singapore!

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👤︎ u/RivenUK

📅︎ Jan 21 2021

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My local karaoke bar has just banned all Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Bing Crosby songs …

to prevent the spread of the crooner virus.

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👤︎ u/jaggington

📅︎ Aug 11 2020

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Great, just got kicked out of the karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times.

Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of attempted Loggins.

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👤︎ u/Sattoth

📅︎ Apr 25 2020

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This guy comes up to me at the karaoke bar and asks, "Are you the guy who spends all night singing Neil Diamond songs?"

"I am", I said.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007

📅︎ Feb 07 2020

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Several orthopedists walk into a karaoke bar.

They’re all like “I wanna dance with somebody, I wanna heal the feet with somebody...”

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👤︎ u/Lum1nar

📅︎ Jul 10 2019

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At the bar last night "you two should do a duet karaoke song"

Me: "She won't Du et"

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👤︎ u/chriskj2006

📅︎ Sep 08 2019

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I got booted off stage at a Karaoke bar. I was trying to sing 'Danger Zone' from that Top Gun movie. I forgot the lyrics three times.

They said I exceeded my Loggins attempts.

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👤︎ u/slartibartfastBB

📅︎ May 06 2019

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My greatest joy in life is clubbing baby seals.

Nothing warms my heart more than seeing these cute furry creatures hanging out at the bar and singing karaoke.

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👤︎ u/Touchstone_Economy

📅︎ Sep 04 2021

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Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone 5 times...

Apparently I exceeded the amount of Loggins attempts.

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👤︎ u/kanatheapostate

📅︎ Feb 06 2019

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I was kicked out of the karaoke bar for singing Highway To The Danger Zone 3 times in a row.

Too many Loggins attempts I guess.

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👤︎ u/Spotter66

📅︎ Jun 18 2019

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I just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times

I guess I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attemps.

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👤︎ u/sickspaq

📅︎ Feb 25 2019

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Karaoke barred

Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing "Danger Zone" five times

Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts..

(from twitter)

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👤︎ u/MilPens

📅︎ Nov 26 2019

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