A list of puns related to "Jude The Apostle"
Just got a big fat Zero from a lady that was overly nice because she tipped $5 to the St Jude. And I got nothing against sick kids, I'm sure they need it more than I do, but why in this shity country with shity Healthcare do we have to rely on shity charities that take away my pay? I've seen this happen so many times customers will donate 10 or 5 to St Jude and only give me 3 or 0.
There are multiple times in which Jesus said his disciples would not taste death and would still be alive when the "Second Coming would occur. What's more, the disciples believed it, using such phrases as "then we who are alive, who are left until the coming of the Lord", as well as Paul warning believers that they in should not marry, because Jesus was coming back soon. Even in Revelation, John claimed he had a vision from Jesus saying he was coming soon.
The Apostles all died with no return. 2000 years later there has been no return. Jesus lied, or only thought he would return but didn't know. Therefore, Christianity should have faded away then and there, and if it weren't for the Romans enforcing it it might have gone the way of the Greek and Egyptian stories: myths that were once seen as religious truth.
EDIT: By "discarded" I mean "as a widespread belief of faith" not "as something that was historically present". More along the lines of how we view the mythologies of the Mayans, Greeks, Ancient Romans, etc.
EDIT 2: Have a lot of passages:
"Immediately after the tribulation of those days, the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light, and the stars will fall from the sky, and the powers of the heavens will be shaken. And then the sign of the Son of Man will appear in heaven, and all the tribes of the earth will mourn, and they will see the Son of Man coming upon the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. And he will send out his angels with a trumpet blast, and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of the heavens to the other. βLearn a lesson from the fig tree. When its branch becomes tender and sprouts leaves, you know that summer is near. In the same way, when you see all these things, know that he is near, at the gates. Amen, I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all these things have taken place. Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away. (Matthew 24:29-35)
"There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of Man coming in his kingdom.β (Matthew 16:28)
"Amen, I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all these things have taken place. Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away. (Mark 13:30-31)
"He also said to them, βAmen, I say to you, there are some standing here who will not taste death until they see that the kingdom of God has come in power.β (Mark 9:1)
"Peter turned and saw
... keep reading on reddit β‘When we had the Triumphant Three apostles (Rasband, Stevenson, and Renlund) called all during the Oct 2015 conference. Here are a few selected comments from their talks.
Rasband, I Stand All Amazed
> A few days ago I had the great privilege to meet with the First Presidency and receive this call from our dear prophet, President ThomasΒ S. Monson. I want to witness to all of you of the strength and love President Monson had as he said to me, βThis call comes from the Lord Jesus Christ.β
Stevenson, Plain and Precious Truths
> ... Tuesday morning of this week, just after 9:00 a.m. as the Bishopric was beginning a meeting with the Asia Area Presidency, who are here for conference, that I was called to meet with President Monson, along with his counselors. Moments later, as I walked into the boardroom adjacent to his office, I must have looked nervous sitting across the table, as he kindly spoke to calm my nerves. He commented, noting my age, that I seemed quite young and even looked younger than my age. Then, within a few moments, President Monson described that acting on the will of the Lord, he was extending a call to the Quorum of the Twelve to me. He asked me if I would accept this call, to which, following what I am sure was a very undignified audible gasp, in complete shock, I responded affirmatively. And then, before I could even verbalize a tsunami of indescribable emotion, most of which were feelings of inadequacy, President Monson kindly reached out to me, describing how he was called many years ago as an Apostle by President DavidΒ O. McKay, at which time he too felt inadequate. He calmly instructed me, βBishop Stevenson, the Lord will qualify those whom He calls.β These soothing words of a prophet have been a source of peace, a calm in a storm of painful self-examination and tender feelings in the ensuing agonizing hours which have passed day and night since then. I rehearsed what I have just described to you to my sweet companion, Lesa, later that day, seated in a quiet corner on Temple Square...
Renlund Through Godβs Eyes
> My dear brothers and sisters, thank you for sustaining me yesterday as a member of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles. It is hard to express how much that means to me. I was especially grateful for the sustaining vote of the two extraordinary women in my life: my wife, Ruth, and our dear, dear, dear daughter, Ashley.
They all spoke, one right after another, and I couldnβt help but notice how boring thei
... keep reading on reddit β‘This movie is so visceral and disturbing with so much excellent cinematography, the brief action, and horror I dont know why it was/is hardly talked about especially since it went to Netflix. Check it out if youre interested! Gore warning, especially involving a drill. It also has an excellent trailer worth watching (though only after seeing it) edit: nice to see so much love for it! Honestly the first place I've seen people discuss it
Iβm very happy that this was said in General Conference today:
βWith millions watching and listening via broadcasts...Elder Ulisses Soares of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles told 20,000 people in the Conference Center....that some church members may be experiencing sadness, agony and regret over loved ones who distance themselves from faith, but he encouraged members to love, embrace and pray for them.β
βSincerely rejoice with them in their successes,β he said. βBe their friends and look for the good in them. We should never give up on them but preserve our relationships. Never reject or misjudge them. Just love them!β
To be clear, it probably shouldnβt need to be said. But Iβm still very glad that it was said.
25Β As Peter entered the house, Cornelius met him and fell at his feet in reverence. 26Β But Peter made him get up. βStand up,β he said, βI am only a man myself.β
In an attempt at fellowshipping, the bishop came to ask if I would teach a primary class. Iβve purposefully stayed connected to the relief society because I like participating in the service projects and knowing a few people in the neighborhood. But Iβve been inactive for at least 3 years (since before we moved in).
Hereβs how it went:
Me: βNo I donβt think youβd want me teaching the childrenβ
Him βWhy? Iβm sure youβd do a great jobβ
Me: βI have conflicting beliefsβ
Him: βCould you give me an example?β
Me, very reluctant to share: βWell, I donβt think the prophet and apostles are actually just that. I donβt sustain themβ
Him: βOh well, we wouldnβt want thatβ
He was very nice and understood. It felt really good to speak up and be honest to a TBM in a power position. Iβm usually non-confrontational so this was a big deal for me.
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