What do you call the village where Hobbits live that isn’t as good as the Shire but they make really good sloppy joes?
While passing a store that was called "Joes Busy Corner"
My dad: oh that stores called Joes Busy Corner
My dad: they must sell "busy"
Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?
I’m not joking, but he is.
Stephen Kings' son Joe doesn't have a middle name.
I met Robert DeNiro and Joe Pesci
They're real good fellas!
A lot of the jokes on this sub are just terrible, but at the end of the day...
Joe Biden's dog, Major, was kicked out for biting a staffer. I guess you could say he was...
My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet...
It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!
Found at my local Trader Joe’s.... I mean come on... you laughed... Right?!
In honor of former president Donald J. Trump
I just got fired, and as severance, my company gave me a bag of used coffee.
They said it was grounds for termination.
For the charge of murder, the judge only gave Ray Liotta and Joe Pesci community service
because they were goodfellas
Joe Biden and Kamala Harris go out for a morning run together
Kamala finishes in just under twelve minutes and Joe is already waiting for her at the finish line.
"How'd you do?" she asks him.
"I finished in 10 minutes and 46 seconds. That's got to be a new record among Presidents, right?"
"No" Kamala replies. "Bush did 9:11".
"Have you ever heard of Joe"? "Who`s Joe"?
What did Joe say to Donald on his way out the door?
If Joe biden becomes president,
the white house will become forbiden
In the best Dadjoke move of all time..
Stephen King actually named his son Joe.
My sister is going on a date for coffee with a guy named joe....
You could say she’s going for a cup with Joe.....
Why hasn’t Joe ran for president before?
Why didn't Joe run for office in 2016?
What’s in the kitchen but belongs in a zoo?
Dad to his son; “Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression!?”
Son; “Go on, then.”
Dad growls; “NOOOOO, NOT THE KRYPTONITE!”
Son; “That’s Superman.”
Dad; “Thanks, I’ve been practicing a lot.”
Joe Rogan hosting a presidential debate
Joe sure is patient when it comes to waiting for the results of the election
All I hear is Joe Biden his time till the results are finalized!
How will Joe Biden spend christmas?
With kama-la la la.....la la la la.
I always thought Joe already knew he was going to become president...
He was just Biden his time.
I've heard people say Joe is too old to be president..
...but I reckon he's just been Biden his time.
Why did it take Joe so long to win the election?
A police officer, notorious for bad spelling, is set to interrogate three theives, Tim, Bob, and Joe.
When asked who he thinks will give up the location stolen goods, he replys “Only Time will tell”
We just bought our new dream house and as I was showing our daughter around for the first time, she asked excitedly, "What's upstairs!?" I chuckled and replied, "Awwwww sweetie...."
What was Old MacDonald's favorite toy as a child?
Why would I vote for Joe?
He'll just be Biden his time.
I just bought my son a rock and roll dog...
Why can't the king be called Joe
Because he would just be joeking
Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?
I’m not joking, but he is
My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet...
It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe leannnnnnn.... 🎶
My friend Joe went on the Dolly Parton diet.
It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean...
My friend Joe went on the Dolly Parton diet.
It really made Joe Lean, Joe Lean, Joe Lean, Joe Lean
Stephen King has a son named Joe
I’m not joking, but he is.
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