What do you call the village where Hobbits live that isn’t as good as the Shire but they make really good sloppy joes?
Trader Joe's doin it right
The Trader Joe's Marketing Dept is setting the bar high. They really are top shelf, and the food's not bad either.
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My kid was eating sloppy joe's in his pajamas.
At my uncle Joe's birthday dinner
My sister: "What kind of cake did you make, Grandma? German chocolate, right?"
Dad: "No, it's Joe-man chocolate."
Damnit Dad.
While passing a store that was called "Joes Busy Corner"
My dad: oh that stores called Joes Busy Corner
My dad: they must sell "busy"
I know these jokes are on here alot
But are there any more “joe” puns
Those are my favorite
a lot of people know her as the actress who played Spiderman's aunt or Joe Pesci's girlfriend...
Why are Joe Biden’s approval numbers so low?
They are adjusted for inflation.
Mormonism allows you to eat the body of Christ but not a cup of Joe.
Where do MAGA enthusiasts like to do their shopping?
What happened when Joe Alwyn farted?
John: “Do you know the name of Sherlock Holmes’ son?” Joe: “What son?”
John: “No, that was his roommate”
Stephen King has a son named Joe.
I’m not joking, but he is.
So the Doctor handed me a cup and said "urinate".
"Thanks, thought I was a 6/10 at best."
My friend Joe went on the Dolly Parton diet.
We were on a long roadtrip and my kid wanted a sloppy Joe…
The only thing open was a taqueria so I bought a burrito and told her it was a Messy Jose.
I always have trouble with Roman numerals until I get to 159
If Joe Bidens wife is the First Lady then what do you call his mother?
My wife told me I was average
My dad went to a restaurant called Average Joe's. I asked him if they serve minors.
He said no. Minors are below average.
My friend Joe opened up to me recently and revealed he was actually the monarch of our nation. He said he had given me a false identity.
I would have questioned his sanity if I didn't know he was Joe King.
My friend just said the prime minister of Canada is not Joe Biden
I said "You're right, it's true tho!"
Joe Biden is not my president. Neither was trump
What’s the angriest kind of nut?
To be frank...
...I'd have to change my name.
I went to a zoo today and they only had one animal, it was a dog.
What's benedict arnold's favorite grocery store?
What mountain is lower than Mt. Everest
What is Beethoven's fifth favourite fruit?
What do you call a Mexican with no car?
How Do You Stop A Mormon from Drinking All the Beer in Your Party?
Invite two Mormon to your party.
What did He-Man shout as he switched his adapter from 220v to 110v?
What are asexual people attracted to?
My roommate joe
So a few years ago I was planning on proposing to my girlfriend, and I had a super fancy setup. Just as i was about to propose my friend Joe comes running in and trips, shattering the glass table and cutting his eye. Obviously I did not propose and I took him to the hospital. Now i don't know Joe that well, I don't even know where he's from, but i felt the kind thing to do was to help him. He got a cotton eye patch on his eye which stayed on for months. One day i woke up and my girlfriend and Joe were gone. Apparently in the few months since that fateful night they had bonded and they ran off to elope.
So in conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eyed Joe I'd been married a long time ago where did he come from where did he go where did you come from cotton eyed joe
I got my kid a couple Barbie dolls dressed like they’re from the 1600s, but something is wrong with one of them.
I think he’s Baroque Ken.
What do you call a potato with a penis?
Why do we never see GI Joe in between jobs?
He doesn’t want to pay COBRA.
Why can’t you have 2 apples???
Because then it would be a pear.
slaps knee
Why doesn’t the Tiger King sing Christmas songs?
I just now realized why author Joe Hill goes by a pen name...
... because if he went by his real name he'd be Joe King.
Did you hear Joe is going on the Dolly Parton diet?
Hopefully it makes Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Let's make beautiful music together
I'm sorry but this is the President's Bathroom
Stephen King has a son named Joe.
I’m not joking, but he is.
If joe Biden’s wife is the First Lady then what do we call his mother?
If Joe Biden’s wife is called the First Lady, then what do you call his mother?
My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet.
It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe leeeeean.
Did you know that Stephen King has a son named Joe?
I'm not joking, but he is
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