Pearl Jam jammed into door jamb jam jam
I was noticeably upset after he accidentally jammed up my favorite ball-point pen
"Don't worry, I'll make this write!" He said.
Well, those seem to be pretty JAMMED in there...
A farmer attempted to tow a load of manure down the interstate at 5 pm. Of course, it caused a crash and traffic jam...
I can't believe he tried to pull this shit!
The best thing to do when encountering a door jam,
Open a nearby door so you can stick it in ajar.
I just read the absoute best book about Pearl Jam.
Seriously, I don't know they could have made it Eddie Vedder.
Did you guys hear about the new Space Jam sequel where Marvin the Martian joins the Monstars, scores all of their points and they win it all?
You should check it out, it’s a really good Martian Scores’easy film
What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito.
My 11 year old daughter told me this one this evening lol.
I was her bread, she was my jam.
One day she left me saying you deserve butter.
You know why they call it jelly instead of jam?
Because it's so hard to get it in the jar.
What's the difference between jelly and jam?
Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.
I can hear music coming out of my printer...
I think the paper's jamming.
My printer was making music so I checked it out.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
My son asked if he could use the garage so he could jam with his band.
I broke the bad news: we only have marmalade in this house.
Last Thursday my son was moping around and I told him, if you think Thursdays are sad, just wait two more days. He asked why?
Because it'll be sadder day.
A great sandwich isn't born
I spent all day preserving the fruit of my garden. You could say it was a jam packed day.
I named my spotify playlist “fruit preserves”
How do you make a traffic jam?
I don’t understand why people like traffic jams so much.
They always line up for it.
Why do printers hate Bob Marley?
Hate getting stuck in a traffic jam...
I was wondering why Music was coming from my printer..
Apparently the paper was Jamming.
I like to advertise my homemade fruit preserves at clubs.
Whenever a song comes on, I’ll hold up a jar and say, “This is my jam!”
You know what's best with ham?
Bet that case is jam packed
What do you call a depressed traffic jam?
As best man at my brother's wedding, I gave the couple a bread basket with a champagne flavored jam...
They seemed to enjoy my wedding toast.
Roses are red, I don't like jam
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
I really shouldn't be spreading it.
What do cars put on their toast for breakfast?
Penut butter and jam packed
What type of jam you cannot put on bread
Why was the strawberry sad?
I was driving with my wife and suddenly Pearl Jam started playing on the radio.
I told her, “It doesn’t get Eddie Vedder than this.”
Thor Ragnarok?
Pff... more like Bore Ragnarok...
My printer was making music so I checked it out
Turns out the paper was jamming
My printer started making music, so I checked it out...
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