Ajar of door jamb
Doors usually aren't rude
but if you bump into one, it might start swinging.
My son helped me out with this one. What do doors spread on their toast?
Jamb.
Thanks u/rerunthedj
I never thought learning how to install a door knob would pay off...
But it has really opened a lot of doors for me.
I'm writing a song about getting my front door lock replaced.
There’s a lovely key change at the end.
What does a door framer pack in his lunch?
Ajar with plumb jamb!
A truckload of doorframe parts spilled out on the highway during rush hour...
It caused a big traffic jamb.
It's been a few weeks since my dad ordered new doors from Home Depot,
...so today he called Jeff in the "Door Department" (his words, not mine) to find out what's up. Turns out, the doors were shipped and have been waiting at the local store for a week.
My dad, fighting back tears and a fit of laughter, says to the employee on the other end of the phone: "No worries, I'm sure you guys are busy this time of year; you probably were just in a bit of a jamb".
