It'z Icy Puns

It’s where the Icy U is

She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that he’s cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. She’s puzzled for a second and then says:

Icy, what you did there.

Icy how it is...

People have always told me that icy is the easiest word to spell, and now that I think about it, i see why

My boyfriend told me this belonged here...

Last week my dad fell on our icy driveway, giving himself a concussion, a bruised face and a broken cheekbone. After spending most of the night in the ER and many prescriptions later, this exchange occurred between my parents and the doctor.

Dr.: Do you want something for that face? For the pain?

Mom: No thanks, if it hurts I just won't look at him.

I was shoveling the driveway with my dad and I asked him how close to the pavement we have to get, and he tells me that he's going to leave the bottom icy layer for the sun to finish clearing it. To which he adds, "and you're the son!"

Me: The delay was cause they said it was icy. (It wasn't icy at all in reality)

Her: Icy, my ass!

Me: I see your ass, too ;)