My kid told me they are transgender; so I turned invisible.
Because now, I'm a transparent.
Did you hear about the invisible man who married an invisible woman?
Their kids were nothing to look at either.
The nurse tells the doctor: "There's an invisible man in the waiting room."
The doctor replies: "Tell him I can't see him now."
Son: Dad, will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
Dad: I just can't see them taking off.
Why is the invisible man an amazing employee?
Because good help is hard to find.
If I start to identify as an invisible man, does that make me a....
I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink...
I am now in hospital, waiting to be seen.
What do you call a father that has changed gender and is slightly invisible?
What are the relatives of the Invisible Man?
Why is John Cena always invisible?
"Because he's JOHN SEE NAH (No see)"
- my boomer dad who I thought he's asking a genuine question
What does the invisible man have in the middle of his face?
What do you call an invisible mom who was assigned male at birth?
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
I accidentally drank a whole bottle of invisible ink last night
If only you could see me now
What's invisible and smells like carrots
My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak.
If only they could see me now...
We had a party for our office supplies today. We even invited the invisible ink.
They all laughed when I told them that one day I would discover the secret of invisibility.
If only they could see me now.
I almost hit an invisible cow
Fortunately I was able to steer clear.
Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?
My son left home to become a mime
We haven't heard from him since
My secret dad power is invisibility
Unfortunately, it only works at parties.
I was kidnapped by mimes once
They did unspeakable things to me
How did the doctors cure the invisible man?
They took him to the ICU.
Harry potter had always been hesitant about telling lies when under the invisibility cloak
people always said that they could see right through him!
I have a condition where my body is invisible to the naked eye.
I went to the doctor, and he said, "Sorry, I can't see you now."
After getting my first vaccine I asked the nurse what super power do I get, but she just looked straight through me.
Looks like I might have invisibility!
I absolutely support any scientific effort to create an invisibility cloak.
I just want to make myself clear.
My friend is trying to market his design for an invisible aeroplane.
I can’t see it taking off.
What do you call an invisible bull?
I've been creating sketches in invisible ink. Can you think of anyone else who has done that?
Nurse: "Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible"
Doctor: "Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
Want to know how to cosplay the Invisible man?
Just go buy some milk late at night!
I told my wife I was going to start selling my invisible ink sketches.
She told me she doesn't see them catching on.
If I could have any superpower, I would choose invisibility. But I wouldn't use it to do anything ILLEGAL...
A friend of mine had a sex change surgery and suddenly his dad became invisible
Guess he’s transparent now
The Invisible Man married an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
The Invisible Man and The Invisible Woman got married.
Their kids aren’t anything to look at.
Why couldn't the invisible man get a job?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
Doctor! Doctor! there is an invisible man in your office.
Nurse tell him i can't see him.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman...
The kids weren't much to look at!
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He just couldn’t see himself doing it
An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
My friend has designed an invisible aeroplane
I can’t see it taking off
What is invisible and smells like bananas?
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