What do you call a Rubik's Cube that insults you?
What do you call a rope that insults you?
I'm thinking of opening a bar where everyone insults everyone else while moving to the music...
I think my idea of social diss dancing would go over well!
What happens when a Roman insults a Parisian's coffee?
Why do you vanish when you insult a marina?
A medieval lawyer lost his license and became instead an insult musician for taverns...
His stage name "Diss-Bard"
Why did the magician insult the dock?
Why dont chickens insult each other?
They dont like getting roasted
How does a soccer player insult someone?
What does a frog do to insult another frog?
Why should you insult your coffee beans before brewing them?
To make sure they are well roasted.
As part of my superstitious nature, I only insult buildings made of lumber.
I constantly knock on wood.
I'm starting a line of wooden plates with insults carved on them.
I'm calling them Hickory Mockery Crockery.
(Originally posted in r/jokes)
My sister hit me with quite the insult at her PhD ceremony.
It was a 2nd-degree burn.
What do you call someone who insults the college you went to?
I once heard a man insult the loveable Terry Crews. I waanted to beat the shit out of him, but I knew karmic justice would judge him fairly.
Never insult a donut.
some of them have fillings.
What’s another word for a swiss insult?
I’m only adding insult to injury by saying this...
I find that the only math I’m good at is adding insult to injury
What do you call an appointment in which you get someone to insult you?
My friend insults me from A-Z
Not quite a dad joke, more of a dad insult. “You ate too many dumb dumb candies and not enough smarties”
That came from my 11 year old son
What’s worse than an insult from a leprechaun?
What should you do to a fish that insults you?
I had an argument with a German football player in a pub. I was about to insult him on a touchy matter, but i restrained myself.....
As i walked back home, i realised that was a Klose call. It would have been at all time Löw for me if I hadn't restrained myself.
Edit: Americans will have this to translate to American
New favorite insult
What an UDDER MOO-RON
edit: turns out I'm the mooron....
What type of cruel individual would cut off a person's hair, throw it away and then to add insult to injury, take their money afterwards???
Such a practice sounds barbarous to me.
What do you call someone who insults cars?
How do you insult someone who is pledging a fraternity?
You call them Oedipus — a Greek motherfucker.
Santa Claus's insults are the worst.
My dad's favorite insult
Dad: "you're an ankle"
Me: "...?"
Dad: "3 feet lower than a pu$$y"
Trying to insult my dad, but he's too quick for me.
After making one too many dad jokes, I posed a question to my old man.
Me: "Do I really have to have your genes?"
Dad: "They're not all bad, but I will admit that we don't breed well."
Touché old man. Touché.
It's okay to insult your coffee
I’m just adding insult to injury by saying this but...
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