What do you call a Rubik's Cube that insults you?

A Rudebik's Cube.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
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What do you call a rope that insults you?

Discord

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vehiclesales
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I'm thinking of opening a bar where everyone insults everyone else while moving to the music...

I think my idea of social diss dancing would go over well!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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What happens when a Roman insults a Parisian's coffee?

A French Roast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDarkVigilante
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Why do you vanish when you insult a marina?

Because you dis a pier!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlefish1029
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A medieval lawyer lost his license and became instead an insult musician for taverns...

His stage name "Diss-Bard"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brokenbyher2019
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Why did the magician insult the dock?

He wanted to diss a pier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steve_ideas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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Why dont chickens insult each other?

They dont like getting roasted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CelesticMimikyu
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How does a soccer player insult someone?

"You son of a pitch"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Free_Forever876
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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What does a frog do to insult another frog?

Rib it

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Why should you insult your coffee beans before brewing them?

To make sure they are well roasted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aggressive_Pear
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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As part of my superstitious nature, I only insult buildings made of lumber.

I constantly knock on wood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaudiocomplex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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I'm starting a line of wooden plates with insults carved on them.

I'm calling them Hickory Mockery Crockery.

(Originally posted in r/jokes)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/L_Circe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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My sister hit me with quite the insult at her PhD ceremony.

It was a 2nd-degree burn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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What do you call someone who insults the college you went to?

An alma hater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mooistejongen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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I once heard a man insult the loveable Terry Crews. I waanted to beat the shit out of him, but I knew karmic justice would judge him fairly.

He died from dysentery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fermatajack
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Never insult a donut.

some of them have fillings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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What’s another word for a swiss insult?

A β€œBerne.”

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I’m only adding insult to injury by saying this...

injuryinsult

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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What do you call an appointment in which you get someone to insult you?

A disappointment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonNinja
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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I find that the only math I’m good at is adding insult to injury
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UriahPeabody
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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My friend insults me from A-Z

They have a diss-order

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emeri5
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Not quite a dad joke, more of a dad insult. β€œYou ate too many dumb dumb candies and not enough smarties”

That came from my 11 year old son

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Dont ever insult Ted!

He will be very offenTed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/izanomel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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What’s worse than an insult from a leprechaun?

A burn from a dragon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Homer_Simpson2
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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What should you do to a fish that insults you?

Batter him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meme_peasant
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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New favorite insult

What an UDDER MOO-RON

edit: turns out I'm the mooron....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ittzy-bittzy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2017
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I had an argument with a German football player in a pub. I was about to insult him on a touchy matter, but i restrained myself.....

As i walked back home, i realised that was a Klose call. It would have been at all time LΓΆw for me if I hadn't restrained myself.

Edit: Americans will have this to translate to American

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AhmadRK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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What type of cruel individual would cut off a person's hair, throw it away and then to add insult to injury, take their money afterwards???

Such a practice sounds barbarous to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atomproject
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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Writing on someone's cast is the perfect time to add insult to injury reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/saggingrufus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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What do you call someone who insults cars?

A car-berater!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drew-Pickles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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How do you insult someone who is pledging a fraternity?

You call them Oedipus β€” a Greek motherfucker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FISHunderscore
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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Santa Claus's insults are the worst.

He really sleighs you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sum_buddy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2017
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Trying to insult my dad, but he's too quick for me.

After making one too many dad jokes, I posed a question to my old man.

Me: "Do I really have to have your genes?"

Dad: "They're not all bad, but I will admit that we don't breed well."

TouchΓ© old man. TouchΓ©.

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It's okay to insult your coffee

It's been roasted before

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I’m just adding insult to injury by saying this but...

insultinjury

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
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