What did the equilateral triangle say to the isoceles triangle after getting insulted...
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︎ Jul 21 2020
My friend Barry drew me. But Iβm not insulted because..
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︎ Apr 27 2020
someone insulted me on my monitor's refresh rate,
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︎ Jan 25 2019
What do you call a pig that got insulted
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︎ Feb 01 2020
My friend insulted my puns. I responded with a showcase of my arsenal. I am pundeniable.
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︎ May 30 2019
Some guy with cancer insulted my hair today.
Bald words for someone without it.
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︎ Sep 21 2019
I insulted my vegan friend
Now I have beef with him.
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︎ Oct 02 2019
I was caught stealing the model spine from the chiropractor's office. He called me a theif, and I had never been so insulted in my life. I guess you could say I was taken aback.
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︎ Jun 16 2019
Once upon a time, a wolf insulted a cow. How did the cow respond ?
He said, "Don't call me a cow word."
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︎ Sep 01 2018
My friend insulted me the other day for having 4 toes
He's lack-toes intolerant
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︎ Mar 25 2018
My dad just insulted me out of nowhere with a pun.
My dad: "Hey, did you know that you're a dick? You're a dick because you're my son. I'm John. You're a Johnson."
Old man just burned me out of nowhere!
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︎ Sep 17 2015
If somebody insulted the Pope's Mother....
he would be "incensed" with rage.
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︎ Jan 16 2015
My wife doesn't share my view that insulting a specific water bird is a good idea.
I think we're going to have to agree to diss a grebe.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
What do you call a Rubik's Cube that insults you?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
What do you call a rope that insults you?
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︎ Dec 02 2020
My brother went to jail. He didn't take it well. Started insulting and attacking everyone and threw his own feces on the walls.
I don't think we'll play Monopoly with him again.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
How do you describe bench-press obsessed army boys insulting each other while they're being shot at?
Chest nuts roasting in open fire
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︎ Jan 02 2021
I'm thinking of opening a bar where everyone insults everyone else while moving to the music...
I think my idea of social diss dancing would go over well!
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︎ Oct 04 2020
What happens when a Roman insults a Parisian's coffee?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Nein du verdammter Nebel!
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Why do you vanish when you insult a marina?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
A Renaissance era lawyer lost his law license for insulting the king...
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︎ Sep 21 2020
A medieval lawyer lost his license and became instead an insult musician for taverns...
His stage name "Diss-Bard"
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Every Sunday I read the Times and complain to my kids about that orange haired narcissist dominating the paper by insulting and mocking everyone, especially those closest to him.
That Garfield needs to learn how to think about more than just himself and his next plate of lasagna.
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︎ Mar 19 2020
In order to stay healthy during this pandemic, Iβve been dancing in public while insulting people.
I practice social diss dancing.
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︎ Jul 24 2020
My boss said, βI find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.β
I said, βIt must be my weekend immune system.β
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Why did the magician insult the dock?
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︎ Jul 06 2020
Why did the ram get in trouble for insulting the female sheep?
Cause he called her an ew!
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︎ Jul 01 2020
My friend couldnβt afford to pay his water bill.
I sent him a βget well soonβ card.
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Why dont chickens insult each other?
They dont like getting roasted
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︎ Mar 03 2020
How does a soccer player insult someone?
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︎ Jun 13 2020
What does a frog do to insult another frog?
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︎ May 13 2020
As part of my superstitious nature, I only insult buildings made of lumber.
I constantly knock on wood.
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︎ Jan 06 2020
Why should you insult your coffee beans before brewing them?
To make sure they are well roasted.
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︎ Nov 05 2019
I'm starting a line of wooden plates with insults carved on them.
I'm calling them Hickory Mockery Crockery.
(Originally posted in r/jokes)
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︎ Jul 29 2019
My sister hit me with quite the insult at her PhD ceremony.
It was a 2nd-degree burn.
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︎ Jan 25 2020
A tire company got hit hard by the pandemic.
First off, not many people were buying tires, as they were driving less. Then the warehouse got robbed. To add insult to injury, the place caught on fire. For them it really hasnβt been a Goodyear.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What do you call someone who insults the college you went to?
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︎ Nov 20 2019
I once heard a man insult the loveable Terry Crews. I waanted to beat the shit out of him, but I knew karmic justice would judge him fairly.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
Never insult a donut.
some of them have fillings.
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︎ Aug 22 2018
Insulting bus driver.
A woman got on a bus, holding a baby. The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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︎ Oct 08 2018
Whatβs another word for a swiss insult?
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︎ Sep 06 2019
My friend told me I could make six figures a year if I was a sculptor
He technically wasn't lying, but I still feel misled
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Iβm only adding insult to injury by saying this...
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︎ Aug 09 2019
My wife told me she's slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer !
Don't worry guys, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
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︎ Jul 28 2020
When I hailed a taxi, the driver started insulting me.
"What was that for?" I asked, shocked.
To which he replied, "Hey, that's what I do best. I drive people away."
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︎ Dec 11 2018
It's okay to insult your coffee
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︎ Feb 26 2020
Iβm just adding insult to injury by saying this but...
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︎ Jun 11 2019
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