When I was younger, I felt like a man, trapped inside a woman body.
If H2O is on the inside of fire hydrants, what’s on the outside?
What's pink on the inside and smells like fish ?
In the movie Inside Out, what is Joy’s blood type?
Child walks past the parents bedroom, peaks inside and mumbles....
"And you want to send me to a psychologist for sucking my thumb."
I went to the grocery store and the sign said no food or drinks inside.
The last time I was inside a woman.....
I was visiting the Statue of Liberty. 🗽
I heard the government was putting chips inside of people.
Well mine better be sour cream and onion
I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
I used to be a man stuck inside a womans body....
If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
What did one RNA say to another RNA after they came inside from the cold?
It's hot in here. Why do you still have your codon?
I have this incredible talent where I can identify what's inside a wrapped present.
What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
What do you call a porta-potty that’s bigger on the inside?
I've just dissected an ox eye to see what's inside it.
It was an eye opening experience.
nah, dont bother. you wont get it, it's an inside joke.
Why aren't inside jokes funny? [OC]
Because they can't think outside the box.
I found my dog had a stash of stolen goods inside his kennel.
I think he might be a Labrador Receiver.
What did the Reddit user say after detonating a bomb inside a bank?
EDIT: Wow, this blew up! Thanks for the gold!
Did you hear about the spies who planted tiny microphones inside a box of tic-tacs?
I let my cat outside today but when I started listening to Daft Punk she rushed back inside
I guess she is more of a house cat
A man bursts into his therapist's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looked up from his paperwork and said, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."
Im dead inside
I'm literally a skeleton moving with clothes
A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs. So he calls the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what he’s found...
She says, “Oh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”
The guy replies, “I don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”
Earlier, I was driving behind an ambulance when a cooler fell off the back. I stopped and opened it up to find a foot inside..
So I decided to call a toe-truck.
A baker in my town accidentally fell inside a truck full of French bread.
I heard it was warm and cozy inside.
Why did the plum feel so sad inside?
I bought my Daughter a locket with her picture inside, for her 18th birthday..
.. just so glad She's now finally Independent.
My wife, who's eight months pregnant, asked me if I worry that it's been too hot recently for our baby inside her. I reassured her...
“Nah, it’s probably womb temperature!"
What was the hippy doing inside Medusa’s lair?
I was helping my wife carry the grocery bags inside the house. All of the sudden she gets mad at me and says to carry more stuff.
I mean I would carry more but my hands were tide.
Why aren't you great when sitting inside?
Because you aren't outstanding
If you think about it, 9/11 wasn't an inside job at all
The planes flew in from the outside
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
We may not be able to seat you inside just now but we can supply some terrible puns.
What do you call it when you sneeze inside your face mask?
I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside the house today and gave her one last chance...
Unfortunately, she blew it...
I hate living inside a small fungus...
How do you clean the inside of a Uterus?
What are male twins inside a pregnant woman called?
What’s Irish, stays out all summer and goes inside in winter?
If H20 is inside a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?
Not to brag, but I have this weird talent in guessing what is inside a wrapped present.
I remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
If H2O is inside a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
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