A list of puns related to "Includes"
Can't believe I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffer it.
Close, but no Seger.
I guess it's easier to go around it
Edit: typo
"that about sums it-up"
But I donβt want to count my pumpkins before they patch.
The movie later earned a 'No Belle' prize
I know this isn't strictly a Dad joke, but I feel it is in the spirit of the thing. My dad is getting is getting his leg amputated in January. Essentially he has no cartilage in his ankle, and it causes him severe pain all the time. He has an amazing sense of humor, so I wanted to get him a gift basket of foot-based things. So far I have: -fruit by the foot -Happy Feet -Footloose -an Ihop gift card -pack of tube socks (since now he gets 2 for 1) -Bologna (because his amputation is below knee) -a card saying congrats on the weight loss -all put inside of a stocking
What other foot based pun items would you include in the gift basket?
Howdy punsters!
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It is truly a momental piece in legal history.
Because sex cells.
In his opinion, "What is bread is never rye."
Conda sending condecending con decending
Imho, the father of /u/SweatingToilet joins the dadjoke Hall of Fame with this gem.
https://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/3t402c/roommate_gave_me_a_cutout_from_a_magazine_and/cx31fbt
Can't believe I've spent all that money and I have nothing to chauffeur it...
Cant believe i just spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.
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