Inclusive pun
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👤︎ u/ZroH4X
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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In today’s inclusive culture; people are finding love from many sources. One lady was dating her closet; but, unfortunately the love affair ended.

The lady didn’t like her lover’s many hang ups.

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📅︎ Apr 13 2021
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To be inclusive
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📅︎ Dec 02 2019
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I was visiting my blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

She responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.  I said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'  'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' she answered, “They're watch dogs'!

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👤︎ u/nandos677
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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You have to admit the most inclusive horticulture is bonsai

cause it's anti-bigger-tree

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📅︎ Aug 11 2019
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How do communists tell time?

An hourglass.

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👤︎ u/Ash_con
📅︎ Aug 14 2020
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All-inclusive vacation packages are scams

They can’t include vacation packages that don’t include themselves.

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👤︎ u/pacos-ego
📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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Last weekend, I went on vacation to a leather working-themed resort.

It was awl-inclusive.

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📅︎ Jun 13 2018
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gay bar dad joke

So my dad, and I were driving and we past a gay bar in my town. My father noted that there was a tow-truck in their parking lot, and with the biggest shit eating grin on his face he said "It looks like someone got rear-ended."

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📅︎ May 11 2014
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