In Basement Puns

A list of puns related to "In Basement"

My internet router is in my basement.

You could say that I come from a LAN down under.

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👤︎ u/Echtersessel0361
📅︎ Mar 24 2021
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I just spent 3 hours vacuum up spiders in the basement

And this ungrateful woman has the nerve to tell me “that’s not what I meant when I said I want you to clean out my cobwebs”

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👤︎ u/Madmonkey45
📅︎ Mar 04 2021
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What do you call a prostitute who locks her customers in the basement!?

A Whoarder!

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👤︎ u/YourAnimateJonnyV
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
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The police were not convinced that my neighbor had hidden plastic explosives in his basement, so I told them...

"C4 yourself".

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👤︎ u/theboredpastor
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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If you have a lava lamp in your basement...

...isn't it a magma lamp?

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👤︎ u/chirstain
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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My wife asked me why I still have my old Legos in the basement.

I told her, I just can’t Lego of the memories.

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👤︎ u/jhench78
📅︎ Jan 10 2020
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The basement in my new house is unfinished...

Because it’s swedished

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👤︎ u/Roadslush
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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I once caught two vegans in my basement

Or at least I thought they were vegans. They kept shouting "Lettuce leaf!"

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👤︎ u/Enhanced_35
📅︎ May 09 2019
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A lot of people believe Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen in the basement of CalArts...

I personally love this conspiracy theory because it's a wonderful example of suspended animation.

Credit to the greatest animation professor of all time, Mr. Theo Artz of Drexel University.

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👤︎ u/HipstersAnonymous
📅︎ Jun 12 2018
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I trapped a couple of vegans in my basement. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/InquisitivePeabody
📅︎ Sep 05 2018
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The kids asked me why our Alexa in the basement has an Australian accent

Me: "Because the basement is down under the house"

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👤︎ u/nerd_of_gods
📅︎ Jan 13 2019
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Went to see my French friend, but when I got there he said there were no bedrooms left and I had to sleep in the basement.

Oh well, c'ellar vie.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Dec 27 2018
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My boys did a terrible job picking up and putting away their toy bullets after playing war in the basement.

They are a couple of lousy nerf herders.

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👤︎ u/Freklred
📅︎ Dec 22 2018
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Why are yoga studios often located in the basement?

So they can B1 with the building.

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👤︎ u/bobbyperuse
📅︎ Mar 12 2018
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My dad and I were installing ductwork in our basement and he was getting really really frustrated about something.

I asked him if everything was ok, he looks at me and says:

"I just need a vent"

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Aug 15 2017
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You have semen in your basement.
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👤︎ u/roasticle
📅︎ May 24 2017
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"There's been water on the basement stairs since it rained. Make sure you don't step in it."

Well played, pops.

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👤︎ u/king_england
📅︎ Jul 12 2014
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Dad was making a racket in the basement today...

Dad was being awfully noisy knocking thing around in the basement.

I yelled down, "Dad! What are you up to??"

He replied, "Oh...about 5 foot 8!"

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👤︎ u/climb19
📅︎ Feb 27 2015
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