Nonetheless they all call me a deserter
Ernie replies "Sherbert."
Ra's berry.
Should've bought asparagus
But affogato
Affogato.
So we're out at a salad buffet type restaurant with self server ice-cream. My father, being quite the large human, makes himself a monstrosity of an ice-cream. This thing is like 6-8 inches tall and sitting on a baby sugar cone. He proceeds to eat the phalic dessert with much enthusiasm and I ask him,
"Dad are you enjoying that?"
He stops mid lick
"Not half as much as this icecream is"
My father ladies and gentlemen.
He handed me this bowl of ice-cream and it ended up being hardened "Great Stuff" insulation foam covered in chocolate.
Typical Dad prank....
I asked for a hot fudge Saturday
I won't lie, it was a rocky road.
Sure, Bert!
We were watching Cars 2. In this movie, there is a scene where one of the characters, 'Mater' (a happy go lucky 'southern' towtruck) eats a bunch of wasabi thinking it's pistachio icecream. My 3 year old turns to me and says " hehe, he ate spice-cream" then burst out laughing.
How dairy
Friends and I are playing Mario Kart 64. Friends' dad comes in.
"Who wants icecream??"
All of us "Me me I do!"
"What flavors do you want?"
"Cookie dough!"
"Rock Road!"
"Strawberry!"
"Ok, I was just wondering."
Icecream
As a kid, every time I wanted a particular type of food, etc., I would loudly declare "I feel like icecream!" Dad: "You don't look like icecream!"
When I was little, Dad used to treat me to an icecream Sundae from McDonald's every now and then. The only thing was, these days never seemed to fall on an actual Sunday. "Yes my good man, one Chocolate Tuesday please!"
