Ice Cube
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tall-Nathan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Should I worry about those ice cubes I dropped?

Nah, it’s just water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/truthcopy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just quietly slide it under the refrigerator.

Soon it’ll be water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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I wish my family wouldn't make such a big deal over not picking up dropped ice cubes.

It's just water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snowdoggo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What's the difference between the law and an ice cube?

One is justice and the other is just ice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirGav1n
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I swallowed an ice cube the other day

I'm getting worried, I still haven't passed it yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kentsworthy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My wife was furious at me for kicking ice-cubes all over the kitchen...

But now it’s just water under the fridge...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Did you hear the one about the ice cube’s great escape from the freezer?

You could say it was a well thawed out plan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/livelylou4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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My wife got mad at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator.

But now it’s all water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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I used to get irrationally angry at ice cubes and throw them onto the floor.

But now that's all just water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arbitrary_Bastion
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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Under a post on r/BattleForDreamIsland about Ice Cube
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToxianLeader
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Ice Cube ain't playing around!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nascarfan624
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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I can melt an ice cube using the power of my mind

It takes quite a while though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_TheProff_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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My wife was upset with me last night for kicking ice cubes under the appliances instead of picking them up...

...but this morning it’s just water under the fridge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aswaim2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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I just lost an ice cube in the kitchen.

But I'm not worried, its just water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ooooohfajitas
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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If a Cuban man marries a woman from Iceland and have children, can the children be considered ice cubes?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/godtamer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Ice cube paw in my whiskey..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrSSSK
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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My wife got mad at me for kicking the dropped ice cubes under the refrigerator. Then told me I was terrible with directions. And then she added that I should stop cross dressing in her clothes. She also didn't like the female neighbor sun bathing nude in her backyard.

I nearly shit her pants, even though the ice-incident was water under the fridge! I was on the fence about the neighbor sun-bathing nude, but I packed her things and right anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Did you hear that Ice Cube converted to Judaism?

Now he's Ice Berg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crooked_Cricket
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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Ice Cube and Ice T have a new album coming out…

I hear it’s β€œone cold drink”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustSomeGuy_Idk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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I saw Ice Cube jump onto Dwayne Johnson when he was lifting a 150kg boulder.

One could say he was on the rocks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanPitza
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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I saw Ice Cube today!

I would’ve said hi, but I couldn’t think of a good icebreaker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thucket
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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Vanilla Ice Cubes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManwithaNoPlan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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If Ice Cube suddenly released one of the best rap singles of this decade...

It would be a Song of Ice and Fire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/genericChampion
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2016
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The rapper Ice Cube has gotten diagnosed with stage 1 cancer..

He's terminally chill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gladizh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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Ice cubes are anitisocial.

They always disappear when things are heating up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cratoreat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2016
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"Will I die from swallowing an ice cube?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1n9i9c7om
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2015
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Ice cube anyone?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rymac101010
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2013
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How do you give an ice cube an identity crisis?

Drop it like its hot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pokerjokerau
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2016
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Best punny ice cube trays. imgur.com/gallery/ave1w
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NopeNope44
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2013
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Client says to me that he can't find his ice cube CD.

I asked if anything was damaged when it melted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jssanga
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2016
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My new puppy really likes ice cubes.

He thinks they're the coolest things ever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matraxia
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2016
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Should I worry about those ice cubes I dropped?

Naw, it’s just water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/truthcopy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just gently kick them under the refrigerator.

Soon It’ll just be water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAvacadoBandit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, gently slide them under your refrigerator.

Soon, it’ll be water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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My wife was mad at me for kicking ice cubes under the refrigerator,

but now it's just water under the fridge.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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LPT: If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, quietly slip them under the refrigerator.

Soon it will be water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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I used to throw ice cubes under the fridge to annoy my parents

Now it's all water under the fridge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Vile1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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My wife was furious at me for kicking dropped ice-cubes under the refrigerator...

But now it’s just water under the fridge...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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Her: Why on earth are you kicking the ice cubes under the refrigerator?

You: No worries. It’ll soon be water under the fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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