Butcher of "Baa"viken: Killer of over hundred innocent sheep.
Every year hundreds of children are shipped off to mime school
Never to be heard from again.
What's it called when a buffalo turns two hundred years old?
What can you jump over that’s a hundred feet in the air?
A report just came out exposing how the government's mishandling of an explosive object could've caused the deaths of hundreds of civilians
What has 2 syllables but hundreds of letters?
An ice cream man was found unconscious in his van today, covered in chocolate sprinkles, hundreds and thousands, raspberry sauce, caramel & nuts.
Police believe he tried to top himself.
A square ran into a dead end while running away from hundred of circles
My friend dumped a five hundred pound load of pig intestines on his boss's desk in protest...
The communists have been talking about their revolution for over a hundred years now...
I’m starting to think they’re Stalin
I told my friend his ‘hundred eggs in five days’ diet made me deathly ill.
He told me that was an eggsaturation.
I once ate a hundred chips in one sitting
That’s how I got banned from the casino
A friend of mine once found a hundred dollar bill in his pocket after doing laundry..
i became too afraid he might have gotten himself into the money laundering business.
What do you call a belt made out of hundred dollar bills?
The local dragon regularly poops hundreds of pounds of ore directly into the sea.
It's a gross waste of resources.
I once caught a fish with a hundred dollar bill in its mouth.
I know this story may sound a little fishy, some of you may even consider it a whale of a tale, but if you take it in tide I’m sure you’ll sea the porpoise isn’t me just beingkoi or * squidding* around or fishing for attention; it was shrimply an act of cod that I’m hooked on sharing with others. If it reely makes anyone crabby or puts me on thin ice, just let minnow and I’ll gladly clam up. I’d hate to see this sub flounder or take a dive because of my own shellfish ambitions.
A man purposely crashed two passenger trains, killing hundreds. Why didn’t he get the electric chair?
Turns out he was a really bad conductor.
I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...
Humans are scared of hippos because they're violent and responsible for hundreds of deaths per year, when in reality, people kill way more people per year...
...so that’s just being hippocritical...
Reciting one hundred digits of pi is easy.
I can’t believe it’s been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.
It feels like only yesterday.
Where do you go if you want to stop a water flow by wedging in hundreds of small furry animals?
My sister bet me a hundred dollars i couldn't build a car out of spaghetti
You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
Someone stole hundreds of cans of Red Bull from our local store.
I don’t know how they can sleep at night.
Probably been posted hundreds of times before
What do you call a hundred centipedes?
TIL: A few hundred years ago, the boomerang was Australia’s chief export.
Have you ever tried glueing a hundred beef rib-eyes to every window of your house?
Why does the father tell his son one hundred dad jokes?
While walking down the street a man found a hundred dollars on the ground...
While walking down the street a man found a hundred dollars on the ground. Ecstatic, he took the money and walked into a nearby store, thinking he would treat himself. Inside, he purchased a large chocolate cake and started walking home. Suddenly, a crazy old man popped out of an alley next to him and ran straight past him! As he went by, he dropped a mechanical eyeball straight into the middle of the cake. Dazed, the man stopped and stared at the eyeball when it suddenly started to belt out a tune!
Well, obviously the best part of this story was the finding of the 100 dollars - everything else is just eye sing on the cake.
I just spent hundreds of dollars online buying expensive ointments for my skin condition.
That was a rash decision.
Have you heard of the guy that bowled three hundred and one? No? Because I’ve never heard of anyone that bowled three hundred and lost.
I dared a guy to fill up his piggy bank with one penny every year for one hundred years.
He said he wouldn’t do it.
Cause it would take a cent-ury.
I spent a few hundred bucks at an exposition last weekend.
I can't remember exactly how much but it was a fair amount.
The inventor of fairy bread passed away yesterday. Hundreds and thousands attended his funeral.
What do you call one hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
Four hundred years ago, the pagan minority in Salem learned a valuable lesson about dealing with religious fanaticism
Be careful what you witch for
World of Warcraft introduced a scavenger hunt to find a secret item that involved hundreds if not thousands of people in a Discord spending days and days scouring the entire world for little clues.
The secret reward is called Waist of Time.
Well played, Blizzard, well played.
I know hundreds of jokes about bread.
What's a hundred dollars' favorite band.
What are two hundred bison called?
I can’t believe it’s been more than a hundred years since Einstein proposed his Theory of Relativity.
It feels like it was only yesterday.
Some thieves stole hundreds of cans of Red Bull from our local convenience store.
I don’t know how they can sleep at night.
My friend bet me a hundred dollars that I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti.
You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
I can’t believe it’s been over a hundred years since Einstein’s Theory of Relativity was published.
It seems like just yesterday.
I bought a belt made of hundred dollar bills
Every year hundreds of kids are shipped off to mime school…
…never to be heard from again…
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